You have one hour left.

After that, you die. You are perfectly healthy, what would you do?

Watch an hour long movie.

This should be in Funhouse, but whatever. I don't even know what the f`uck I would do. I'm drinking right now, so I won't be able to even think properly to give a proper post. F`uck. I'd probably go to sleep.

Do good deeds, help out those in need and make peace with God.

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Just kidding. I'd probably call up an "escort" and ravage her.

Totally funhouse material.
Whatever, I don't even know what I would do. My head would explode 'cause of the pressure of dying within an hour.

I didn't put this in the funhouse because I wanted some serious answers.

Sleep till it's over.. all over..

Make up for as many missed opportunities as possible.

First stop: wonderland to ride a rollercoaster.

Second stop: 1993 to

Say my farewells, and then sleep so I don't need to think about dying anymore.

Watch an hour long movie.

I think I'd go with this. 5 Centimeters Per Second is about an hour, and it's my favorite movie, so..

go to a fancy resteraunt
eat a damn good dinner
give the waitress all my money
go home
go to bed
sleep
die

You'd probably die waiting for your food.

Sh'it takes forever.

Sex with my girlfriend. I'd be in heaven.

Nothing. As long as I was satisfied with the life I lived, there wouldn't be anything I would want to do. Although I'd probably prefer being with my girlfriend if I had the option.

Sex with my girlfriend. I'd be in heaven.

You have one hour left? DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX

Edit: pomegranate, not Funhouse. Um, to be honest I don't think the truth would sink in fast enough for me to make any use of that hour. Even if it did, I can't really think of any (legal or illegal) must-do's that really intrigue me. I mean, I guess I have goodbyes and certain confessions but that's all.

Hmm,seriously? 1 hour isn't enough to finish much, but lemme think.

Huh, nothing interesting comes to mind. I'd probably just spend it watching a movie or something as well. But then I'd have trouble trying to pick a movie I really want to see. Maybe I'll just nap.

Sex with my girlfriend. I'd be in heaven.

what if you die before you come... major turn off for your gf.

Nothing. I'm going to die in an expected amount of time anyway, what's the point of putting effort into doing anything if it's all going to be gone soon? If anything I'd try to go take a nap

what if you die before you come... major turn off for your gf.

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whoops double post

what if you die before you come... major turn off for your gf.

:f6:

Well he asks a legitimate question... That would probably be the most horrifying thing ever for his girlfriend.


I would write a good-sized letter to everyone who matters to me, then I'd go eat some food. I would cause mayhem in downtown Vancouver by streaking or something, but it would take me pretty much an hour to get there.