People + Rage over McDonalds

I was working tonight, and for about the past month, our milkshake machine has been broken for the most part. Technician comes in, fixes it for all of 1 day, and then it breaks again. The thing costs $15,000 to replace, so it will be a while before we get the new one. Guy comes through drive thru and asks for 2 of the new eggnog shakes, and I'm like, sorry but we have no milkshakes tonight.

"EVERY PINEAPPLEING TIME I COME HERE THERE'S NO GODDAMN MILKSHAKES THIS PLACE IS PINEAPPLEING RIDICULOUS" *Drives off in a raging fit, stops at my window* "PINEAPPLE YOU" *flips me off*

Seriously people.. get the pineapple over yourselves.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Don't make fun of me, I was fucking pissed, okay? I WANTED TO TRY SOME EGGNOG BECAUSE OF THAT EGGNOG THREAD, AND YOU FUCKERS NEVER HAVE ANY.

By the way I'm not a guy you insensitive asshole, I just have a husky voice when I'm ordering McDonalds. When I'm home I speak elegantly and with the utmost cuteness.

ha ha you work at McDonalds =D
Real Men work at Chick-fil-a!

ha ha you work at McDonalds =D
Real Men work at Chick-fil-a!

Actually real men work at Hooters.

KFC.

Actually real men work at Hooters.

When did hooters get a drive through?

Don't make fun of me, I was fucking pissed, okay? I WANTED TO TRY SOME EGGNOG BECAUSE OF THAT EGGNOG THREAD, AND YOU FUCKERS NEVER HAVE ANY.

By the way I'm not a guy you insensitive asshole, I just have a husky voice when I'm ordering McDonalds. When I'm home I speak elegantly and with the utmost cuteness.

Genius reply.

I lol'd.

Well at least you haven't had to deal with me over an order being screwed up...

What do you mean there are no more mcnuggets left?

What do you mean there are no more mcnuggets left?

Order them in German.

I went to Arbies yesterday and I ordered a crispy chicken meal and they only gave me one piece of chicken...such bulls'hit.

I went to Arbies yesterday and I ordered a crispy chicken meal and they only gave me one piece of chicken...such bulls'hit.

There's your problem. Arby's sucks ass. At least Hardees is still legit.

There's your problem. Arby's sucks ass. At least Hardees is still legit.

Never heard of that restaurant. Guess it's not in Canada or at least BC

You inelegant slobs don't know the first thing about fine dining. I'm disgusted just reading the names of the places you go to stuff such vile grunge into your mouths.

Disgusting. Why was KFC not once mentioned in this thread? Such a wonderful dining establishment gets no credit whatsoever around these parts. You barbaric animals enjoy your filth in a bun, I'll be enjoying a real meal.

Disgusting. Why was KFC not once mentioned in this thread?

KFC.

You just edited that in.

You just edited that in.

Since when was KFC and McDonalds ever fine dining ? i worked at a mcdonalds before and the kitchen was disgusting as hell.

So here I am yesterday in the drive-in at Mickey D's since I am a 400 pound nerd who eats at Mickey D's everyday. So anyway, here I am at the drive-in sitting in line behind this chick in the car that actually looked half-way decent and then I hear her speak, she had this really deep husky voice, I was shocked and surprised, I thought I was seeing things, but no, in front of me was a little asian lady with a voice that could beat 95% of the men in the world. While getting over my shock next thing I know she yells at the top of her lungs in a voice that even scared me and then drove off flipping some random guy at the window.

So here I am, pulling up and making my order, one of everything that gets cooked with grease I get my stuff and then drive off. Now, here I am driving down the road on the way to my bomb shelter when I hear this heavenly voice coming from somewhere near, I look around and much to my surprise I see the same girl with the husky voice next to me, I just sit there staring in disbelief that the same girl with a manly voice could also have a voice that could make angels cry and beat 99% of the women in the world, I just sat there for 30 minutes after she drove off in amazement before I drove to my bomb shelter.

You sure it was a woman? You do realize this equation adds up perfectly to this situation:

Guy + Female Hormones + Deep froggy voice = Freakiness Extrem-O

She may look hot, nice, and have a killer body, but she's actually a dude.

Back to subject:

Only one place I've never had a problem ordering from... Subway...

So here I am yesterday in the drive-in at Mickey D's since I am a 400 pound nerd who eats at Mickey D's everyday. So anyway, here I am at the drive-in sitting in line behind this chick in the car that actually looked half-way decent and then I hear her speak, she had this really deep husky voice, I was shocked and surprised, I thought I was seeing things, but no, in front of me was a little asian lady with a voice that could beat 95% of the men in the world. While getting over my shock next thing I know she yells at the top of her lungs in a voice that even scared me and then drove off flipping some random guy at the window.

So here I am, pulling up and making my order, one of everything that gets cooked with grease I get my stuff and then drive off. Now, here I am driving down the road on the way to my bomb shelter when I hear this heavenly voice coming from somewhere near, I look around and much to my surprise I see the same girl with the husky voice next to me, I just sit there staring in disbelief that the same girl with a manly voice could also have a voice that could make angels cry and beat 99% of the women in the world, I just sat there for 30 minutes after she drove off in amazement before I drove to my bomb shelter.

ngaf