Most Sexual Innuendo Ever

"its so...big!"

"yes (slight chuckle) I know"

Holy hell that was funny.

Sure is cold this December. I think it would have been funnier if they were both guys though. :/

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What game is that?

What game is that?

Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia

http://www.dorkly.com/video/4053/ridicul...-order-svu

http://www.dorkly.com/video/4053/ridicul...-order-svu

"He had the cutest avatar..."

Wow, I hate how people make gamers out to be.

http://www.dorkly.com/video/4053/ridicul...-order-svu

That had to be one of the best episodes of any current series I've seen in weeks/months.

"He had the cutest avatar..."

Wow, I hate how people make gamers out to be.

@_@

OKAY, WAIT A SECOND, PAUSE THE GAME

OKAY, WAIT A SECOND, PAUSE THE GAME

It's okay, you have extra lives!

http://www.dorkly.com/video/4053/ridicul...-order-svu

Crap, this reminds me of that one video where the team of detectives have to sit down and beat a video game in order to get the code the murdered hacked into the game or something. It's so idiotic, but I can't find the video at all because my memory sucks too much.

This?

[video=youtube;oYB220St1uo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYB220St1uo[/video]

Wait a minute.

>We met online last year
>The "daughter" looks like she's 9 years old

Those detectives sure know how to do their work. She wasn't his real daughter, but they sure seemed to think she was by the way they started questioning him.

This?

[video=youtube;oYB220St1uo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYB220St1uo[/video]

No, it was some CSI like show where cops were sitting around trying to beat this game, and I think the female cop that nobody was paying attention to eventually got to it and beat it on her first try or something.

I mean, you'd think the police would just have someone hack the game to get the coded message out, but whatever. Not like the real CSI doesn't pull bullcrap all the time.

[video=youtube;Vxq9yj2pVWk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk[/video]

[video=youtube;3uoM5kfZIQ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0[/video]

[video=youtube;3uoM5kfZIQ0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uoM5kfZIQ0[/video]

RESOLUTION DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT HOLY pineapple I SPENT TEN MINUTES EXPLAINING THIS TO MY DAD YESTERDAY

RESOLUTION DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT HOLY pineapple I SPENT TEN MINUTES EXPLAINING THIS TO MY DAD YESTERDAY

xD That was funny. Seriously though, I hate when they do that.

 Spoiler

No, it was some CSI like show where cops were sitting around trying to beat this game, and I think the female cop that nobody was paying attention to eventually got to it and beat it on her first try or something.

I think it was an episode of The Mentalist. That's what came to mind, so I'm pretty sure.

xD That was funny. Seriously though, I hate when they do that.

 Spoiler

[video=youtube;hkDD03yeLnU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU[/video]

Holy pomegranate, I can track people's IPs with a simple GUI interface and Visual Basic? Shame it won't work on Linux.