Would you kill a chinchilla for $1,000,000,000,000,000?

I voted for WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY

I'd do it for $10,000. There are too many unwanted chinchillas.

I would say no, punch the guy offering it for being so cruel, then track down where the money is and steal it.

I wouldn't incase it was a scam.
Also it would take forever for the $ to be converted into £

Yes.

I would say no, punch the guy offering it for being so cruel, then track down where the money is and steal it.

You sir, are a genius. C: You have also made into my Top 10 SPians ^^

I'd do it for $10,000. There are too many unwanted chinchillas.

Why go so low? That guy offered you much more. Don't tell me you're being an oxymoronic goody two-shoes.

*implying that cute, adorable chinchillas are unwanted*

Also, I'm amazed at how many people probably just read the poll question, answered, and didn't bother to read the fine print of "you will have no friends and family" xD

Yes. I'd probably still do it for $5000.

I'd laugh if the Quadrillion was in Zimbabwean Dollars.

lol @ Kaj

If a guy said to me, "I'll pay you an extraordinary amount to kill this chinchilla." I wouldn't bark back, "No, heavens that's too much. Pay me less!" I'm saying in my mind his price is too high and I'd gladly take anything above that price.

lol @ Kaj

If a guy said to me, "I'll pay you an extraordinary amount to kill this chinchilla." I wouldn't bark back, "No, heavens that's too much. Pay me less!" I'm saying in my mind his price is too high and I'd gladly take anything above that price.

And I just like picking on logic and screwing it up =P

Ironically though, my family would get into big arguments over this.

My parents would ask me what I'd do with the money. Once I told them my justification and reasoning and what I'd do with the money, they'd be all for it.

I'd be able to buy a lifetime supply of figurines with that amount. Sure, I'd gladly kill one. Even with my bare Asian hands.

I voted for WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY

Whats the point of saying this when we can already see that you did?

@kaj it does say you can help your family get back on their feet if they are in debt. So i don't see how they will hate you after using the money for that.

Looks like I'm the only one to go for the kick-ass way.

I can't believe Fiel has voted yes.

SON I AM DISAPPOINT >:

I do not even need to read the thread: Yes. Hyper-inflation, here we come.

I could use my quadrillion dollars to bail out the US XD

Then I would be in history books =3

I would do it. Just pick it up, walk to the nearest body of water and throw or something like that(I probably couldn't watch it die without having nightmares for the rest of my life). Money first though.

I would do it. Just pick it up, walk to the nearest body of water and throw or something like that(I probably couldn't watch it die without having nightmares for the rest of my life). Money first though.

Money first? I would just take the money and hire someone to kill it for me. (Unless theres some clause where I personally have to do the killing)