Would you kill a chinchilla for $1,000,000,000,000,000?

The chinchilla.
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I'm talking about the most adorable chinchilla that everyone would love. You'd just want to cuddle it in your arms. It'd be that chinchilla that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that quadrillion dollars?

The money.
A quadrillion dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can't even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new planet Earth you've always wanted. No one will know you've got that amount of cash. But, there's a catch. Everyone on the face of the planet would know that you killed a chinchilla, you wouldn't be charged with murder or anything. But, everyone would hate you, your family would disown you, and you would never have any friends. But hell, with that kind of cash you could buy people to like you. You'd be shooting the chinchilla with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would... well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?


*puts on monoclegogglesunglasses and walks away*

what's a chinchilla?

I would be able to do it, and the money sure are luring. So if this scenario was real, yes i would, and i'd make sure to donate a ton towards the well-being of animals.
But, generally i love animals, wanted to have a chinchilla when i turned 13, but parents were agaisnt it.

I would absolutely. Then I would create a chinchilla sanctuary and dedicate it to the soul of the lost chinchilla.

With a quadrillion dollars I could buy all the friends I needed

Edit: I GOT FUCKING NINJAD BY SARAH!!!!


Only one reason why I would. And thats to use the money to make a chinchilla sanctuary.

I would absolutely. Then I would create a chinchilla sanctuary and dedicate it to the soul of the lost chinchilla.

You answer stealer you.

But with a handgun? I'd rather have more fun killing it.

But yes, I would kill it.

THEN I CAN GET A LOT OF NX

I'd do it for less.

You answer stealer you.

But with a handgun? I'd rather have more fun killing it.

But yes, I would kill it.

THEN I CAN GET A LOT OF NX

OH SO MUCH NX

I'd do it for less.

I will forever disgust my cruelty, but do that in luxury.

I pressed yes thinking I was gunna look like an a-hole, and then see everyone else voted yes LOL. You guyssss.

Hell yeah, I'd do it for $10.

Edit: Assuming I can kill it cleanly and not have to take care of disposing it or anything.

I'd do a lot worse for that kind of money. I'd kill the chinchilla, his family and all his fluffy little friends. Hell, I'd even throw in some bunny murder for free.

I would do it. Also seeing who voted on a poll is so dumb -_-

wrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kill a chinchilla, get some NX today!

It's a big rat. For quadrillion dollars I'd rape it, kill it, and eat it.

Watch. Fiel or Eos will see this thread, wait for it to be dead, and take all users who chose "Yes" and brand their accounts with "Chin Killer!"

I'd kill all of them for the money

Kill a chinchilla, get some NX today!

+1

I'd kill one for just a million.