I swear, my mind loves to troll me.

> Go to mall to pay bill for grandmother.
> Leave my phone case which carries all my important card info (license, ATM card, etc)
> Go into store, pay bill.
> Walk around a bit, just to kill time.
> Go to food court, say to myself "hmm, I'm thirsty."
> Go to a muffin store for a drink, and a muffin
> Guy asks me my order
> I check my pockets
> No ATM card.


This isn't the first, or even the best instance of this. I swear, my subconscious is both psychic and always in some state of awareness. I know I don't have much money in my checking account, so I offhandedly just pull my phone out of the case and leave that behind in my car. In hindsight its a fabulous example of just how f'ucking hilarious my head loves to screw with me.

so what did you use to pay your grandpa bill? o_0

Also i read this in a super fast excited person type of voice in my head

so what did you use to pay your grandpa bill? o_0

Also i read this in a super fast excited person type of voice in my head

>grandpa

> Go to mall to pay bill for grandmother.

derp. =P

they had wrote out a check last night and asked me to drop it off and pay the bill for them today.

Don't take this the wrong way mute... but why the funhouse? This is, more then likely, just gonna turn into a spam fest.

I'm just saying...

don't get mad

>grandpa

derp. =P

they had wrote out a check last night and asked me to drop it off and pay the bill for them today.

Ah ok makes sense now, thought they give you their atm card.

@lookatmybeard were not even at post #8. Lets stay on track for a bit