2010-10-13, 08:21 AM
Hello, SGGE: MetaSeraphim here with the deal of a lifetime! You may remember me from such movies as "The Alien That Attacked Mars" and "The Robot Alien Who Came From The Black Lagoon On Planet X!" But today I am here for a very special reason.
You might be asking yourself what is that reason, or why in the hell am I talking in this loud booming voice, or why I am not banned yet? But I am only going to answer one of those questions! I am here today to tell you why the almighty Solarboy should be a Moderator! Why should he be a Moderator might you ask, or why in the hell should the infamous solarboy should even be alive, or why the hell that guy isn't banned yet? Well, I am only going to answer one of those questions!
Senior Solarboy is an incredibly awesome, sexy, handsome, beautiful, smart, genius, prodigy, rich, mega famous person! And to top it all off he is incredibly humble about it! I should also tell you how he is the most interesting man in the world, that his blood smells like cologne, that he once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels, that his business card simply says 'I'll call you, he can speak French... in Russian and German in Spanish, he's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas, his beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body, sharks have a week dedicated to him. And while he doesn't always drink beer, when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
I also wish to tell you Senior Solarboy doesn't use lady scented body washes like Old Spice, but instead he uses his own special body wash he himself made that has shark, alligator, dragon, hydra and Greek Gods extracts. And when he was in a Poker game with Chuck Norris, Jonathan Goldsmith and Isaiah Mustafa all he did was raise his eyebrow a little and the other three folded, which easily makes him the most manly man on the world.
But all these reasons are why I love Senior Solarboy, I guess I should say why I made this thread in the first place to tell why he should be a Moderator.
He is an amazingly fair, just, balanced, totally not a person who would abused his powers and he would make the forum a better place for all! As the person who last Southday got random people to donate for 32,483,921,672 random people just by saying they should have donor status you can bet on me to be completely right and awesome! And if not you can cut my body into 9 different pieces and spread them across the globe sending the world into a frillion years of awesomeness and happiness!
So this November vote for Senior Solarboy for Moderator on Solarday!!!
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Viva la Solarboy!
You might be asking yourself what is that reason, or why in the hell am I talking in this loud booming voice, or why I am not banned yet? But I am only going to answer one of those questions! I am here today to tell you why the almighty Solarboy should be a Moderator! Why should he be a Moderator might you ask, or why in the hell should the infamous solarboy should even be alive, or why the hell that guy isn't banned yet? Well, I am only going to answer one of those questions!
Senior Solarboy is an incredibly awesome, sexy, handsome, beautiful, smart, genius, prodigy, rich, mega famous person! And to top it all off he is incredibly humble about it! I should also tell you how he is the most interesting man in the world, that his blood smells like cologne, that he once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels, that his business card simply says 'I'll call you, he can speak French... in Russian and German in Spanish, he's a lover, not a fighter, but he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas, his beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body, sharks have a week dedicated to him. And while he doesn't always drink beer, when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
I also wish to tell you Senior Solarboy doesn't use lady scented body washes like Old Spice, but instead he uses his own special body wash he himself made that has shark, alligator, dragon, hydra and Greek Gods extracts. And when he was in a Poker game with Chuck Norris, Jonathan Goldsmith and Isaiah Mustafa all he did was raise his eyebrow a little and the other three folded, which easily makes him the most manly man on the world.
But all these reasons are why I love Senior Solarboy, I guess I should say why I made this thread in the first place to tell why he should be a Moderator.
He is an amazingly fair, just, balanced, totally not a person who would abused his powers and he would make the forum a better place for all! As the person who last Southday got random people to donate for 32,483,921,672 random people just by saying they should have donor status you can bet on me to be completely right and awesome! And if not you can cut my body into 9 different pieces and spread them across the globe sending the world into a frillion years of awesomeness and happiness!
So this November vote for Senior Solarboy for Moderator on Solarday!!!
Viva la Solarboy!
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