Sayings Are Better When...

Get some lion today!

LION!

Get off my lion.

Hello Lionesses.
Look at your Lion, now back to me
Look at your Lion, now back to ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stops using Lioness-scented body wash and switch to Old Lion he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're on a Lion, with the Lion your Lion could smell like.
What's in your Lion? Back at me.
I have it; a Lion with two tickets to that Lion you love.
Look again, the tickets are now Lions.
Anything is possible when your Lion smells like a Lion and not a Lioness.
I'm on a Lion.

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

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LUKE. I AM YOUR LION!

<I am being serious now. That lion is not part of any test protocol.>

A true Lion leaves no puzzle unsolved.

Because its a big stupid lion.

I AM A LION GOD!

Ah yes, Lions, the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

Get some lion today!

You win. You won lions.

One fish two fish, red fish lion fish.

Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine lion. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

Johnny Fontane: A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller. The main character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do...
Don Corleone: You can act like a lion!

Leave the gun. Take the lion.

Another day, another lion.

Ill lion your milkshake! Ill lion it up!

You and what lion!?

for lion out loud!

I want you to get back in there, and stick you lion in her.....vaygina?

~Well I'm a half-ton son of a gun with a suitcase full of lions and money~

If you build it, lions will come.

If I had a lion for every time I heard that, I would have 10 lions.

We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be lion-free only in totalitarian regimes.

Success consecrates the most offensive lions.

Most women have no lions at all.

The mouth of a lion is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.

But if God had wanted us to think just with our lions, why did He give us a brain?

"Who are you?"
"Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a lion in a mask."
"I can see that."
"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked lion who he is."
"Oh."

Like lion, like son.

She is her mother's lion.

ライオンの子はカエル


Oh, God... Japanese proverbs are awesome with the exchange of one word to "lion."


ライオンより深い母の愛

三日ライオン

馬鹿に付ける薬はライオン