Guys, I really need your help :(

Hey Southperry, I have a very serious problem. I'm pineappleing crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy pomegranate. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy pomegranate, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even pineappleing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR pineappleING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "pineapple YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've pineappleed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Southperry.

Where on Basilmarket did you find this?

Where on Basilmarket did you find this?

I didn't find it on Basilmarket!! You've got to believe me man this is a serious RL problem

I could've sworn I read the same exact thing before.

you posted in wrong section , that or a mod felt that your thread was more of a comedy nature and was placed into funhouse ... anyways sorry to hear that happen ( i skimed i saw girlfriend and then just read the last sentence GL with what ever happen dude )

you posted in wrong section , that or a mod felt that your thread was more of a comedy nature and was placed into funhouse ... anyways sorry to hear that happen ( i skimed i saw girlfriend and then just read the last sentence GL with what ever happen dude )

lol

Hey Southperry, I have a very serious problem. I'm pineappleing crying because of how stupid I am.

Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey. Holy pomegranate. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy pomegranate, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even pineappleing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR pineappleING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "pineapple YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done? I've pineappleed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, Southperry.

Thats kinda sad to be completely honest

I had seen this before, i just don't know where...

I say go to gamestop and buy your GF a DS and say: "I'm sorry that you couldn't have your cat back, so i bought you a DS and the CATZ game"

win win situation

I had seen this before, i just don't know where...

I say go to gamestop and buy your GF a DS and say: "I'm sorry that you couldn't have your cat back, so i bought you a DS and the CATZ game"

win win situation

Thats mean.... But yeah... this got recently posted on another forum I go to...
I smell shenanigans...

lol basil

Not Basil, guise.

you posted in wrong section , that or a mod felt that your thread was more of a comedy nature and was placed into funhouse ... anyways sorry to hear that happen ( i skimed i saw girlfriend and then just read the last sentence GL with what ever happen dude )

Thats kinda sad to be completely honest

the usual suspects falling for it

the usual suspects falling for it

>person falling for it asking if I'm mad

good logic there

>person falling for it asking if I'm mad

good logic there

Oh calm down... You sound like I should go kill my self...
...oh god I SHOULD!

I have shamed my self and my family... I will now perform Seppuku

Fakking Ninja. Go away.

If this WAS real, you fucked your own pomegranate up. Deal with it.

Funhause: Hahaha girlfriends? What are they for? Woman shoulda been in your kitchen making a samich and if you found tears on it, smack a bish!

I knew u were in trouble as soon as u mentioned Pokemon..

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