The Society of Dark

Sure!
but you gotta buy them yourself

[COLOR="Black"]I see you're under the misconception that darkness needs to be pitch black. Don't worry, as I've said before, we have many who are willing to assist you in your transition, including educational needs on all that is dark.
Now, if you'd kindly follow this fine young lady, she'd be more than happy to guide you into the library where there's plenty of reading material to better your understanding of the dark.[/color]

Can you direct me to where the Masters/Mistresses of the Dark can go?

Wait I don't want to go to Hell D=.

Jesus, is this what SP funhouse has come to? All this bullshit? I propose a moratorium on all funhouse threads till someone figures out how to properly make a non-bullshit thread.

Jesus, is this what SP funhouse has come to? All this bullpomegranate? I propose a moratorium on all funhouse threads till someone figures out how to properly make a non-bullpomegranate thread.

Jesus, is this what Southperry posts has come to? All this color color bull[size=4]shit? I propose a moratorium on all posts until someone figures out how to properly make themselves unique without using a color as a substitute for an interesting and well thought out post.[/size]

I can't see a pomegranate in the darkness. Screw the darkness!

[COLOR="Black"]I see you're under the misconception that darkness needs to be pitch black. Don't worry, as I've said before, we have many who are willing to assist you in your transition, including educational needs on all that is dark.
Now, if you'd kindly follow this fine young lady, she'd be more than happy to guide you into the library where there's plenty of reading material to better your understanding of the dark.[/color]

I don't get it. Then why is it called the dark?

Is there something wrong with you guys? You sound like those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parent's basement, and that the sunlight actually damages their pale skin... Hiring girls from doubtful places...

You know what, screw this, I'm going out.

c

Jesus, is this what Southperry posts has come to? All this color color bull[size=4]shit? I propose a moratorium on all posts until someone figures out how to properly make themselves unique without using a color as a substitute for an interesting and well thought out post.[/size]

You are just butthurt that you can't post to save your life.

Wake up in the evenin feelin like a darky,
Get out the coffin put ma cape ,gonna hit the city.
Before i leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of jack's.
Cuz when i leave for the night some aint coming back.
I'm talking sucking on some bloody toes toes.
Rippin of all their clothes clothes
Vamps blowin up ma fone fone
Bloodsuckin, Suckin in the favorite alleys
Pulling up to randome townies
Tryna get a littlee blooddddyyyyy

DONT STOP MAKE IT POP
GONNA GONNA NOM THAT VEIN LIKE NOM
TONIGHT THEY GON FIGHT TILL I NOM THEM WITH BITES
CRACK CLOCK ON THEIR NECKS BEFORE I LEAVE THEM ON THE FLOooOoooOoooooooooOOoooOoooo

Thread is gettin' crazy.

Join us...Come...

[COLOR="Red"]

You are just butthurt that you can't post to save your life.[/COLOR]

I made this image just for you, notice the red?

This thread has awesome images that scare me.

[COLOR="Red"]

I made this image just for you, notice the red?

If i post the exact same image, it has the same effect on you.

you know, I have all colors turned off. Been like that for a long time. [/COLOR]

Where's that xkcd image when you need it...

Where's that xkcd image when you need it...

?

[COLOR="Red"]

If i post the exact same image, it has the same effect on you.

you know, I have all colors turned off. Been like that for a long time. [/COLOR]

But I love you more than I love life itself!

But I love you more than I love life itself!

Oh God, so do I! I just can't believe a thread like this could bring us together so well! Thank you society of dark! I am a believer!

Isn't it more like the society of bold, since black is what normal people post in anyway? Hmmmm?