Guide to browsing Southperry

The style of the guide was written using the EXTREME ADVERTISING meme.

If anyone gets offended then...tough luck.

 Example

[COLOR="green"]Sup Mark. I can completely understand you. It's colors like red, yellow, and puce that are pineappleing up this forum.

Green is the best one.





(Secretly I've become so lazy that I just use the color of a post to find myself when I'm quickscrolling through threads.)[/COLOR]

Any color is a bad color. :[

Any color is a bad color. :[

Black's a colour too. x.x

Technially it isn't.

Technially it isn't.

actually, technically white isnt a color, and black is every color (at once).

You got 'em flipped bro.

If your statement were true, outer space would be white.

You got 'em flipped bro.

If your statement were true, outer space would be white.

today isnt opposite day.

Black is the absence of color. It absorbs every color of the spectrum but doesn't reflect it back. Which is why wearing black on a hot day is a bad idea.

Black is the absence of color. It absorbs every color of the spectrum but doesn't reflect it back. Which is why wearing black on a hot day is a bad idea.

IM FULL OF ENERGY!

ITT: guide how to take the color of the site and clog your internet connection and southperry's server for no apparent reason.

actually, technically white isnt a color, and black is every color (at once).

It's the other way around. White is all colors combined, black is no color. Optics, chemistry and the RGB model all support this claim.

ITT: guide how to take the color of the site and clog your internet connection and southperry's server for no apparent reason.

It's the other way around. White is all colors combined, black is no color. Optics, chemistry and the RGB model all support this claim.

yeah i messed up, just woke up about an hour ago now.
my bad.

ITT: guide how to take the color of the site and clog your internet connection and southperry's server for no apparent reason.

Man, you gay people really strive to be different, eh?

Man, you gay people really strive to be different, eh?

>implying gay people are different.

I didn't say that.

I said they go out of their way to be SO UNIQUE. Parades, claiming the rainbow as their own, fake lisps, wrist movements.

None of that is necessary.

I didn't say that.

I said they go out of their way to be SO UNIQUE. Parades, claiming the rainbow as their own, fake lisps, wrist movements.

None of that is necessary.

Flamboyancy is needless, yes, no argument there. pride parades? "Hello civil rights movement, what'd you accomplish?" "Oh thats right, malcolm X and M.L.K. Jr and that whole "civil rights" thing. how's your parade coming along gay pride parade, what're you parading for? pride?" "..."

...though gotta ask, wrist movements? maybe its just my ignorance of stupidity but i have no clue what you mean.

"Haaaaaaaaaaay"

*Flicks wrists*

Flamboyancy is needless, yes, no argument there. pride parades? "Hello civil rights movement, what'd you accomplish?" "Oh thats right, malcolm X and M.L.K. Jr and that whole "civil rights" thing. how's your parade coming along gay pride parade, what're you parading for? pride?" "..."

...though gotta ask, wrist movements? maybe its just my ignorance of stupidity but i have no clue what you mean.

Marriage aside, what rights don't gays have?

Man, you gay people really strive to be different, eh?

Strive to be different? Excuse me for having an interesting personality and a will to make my life colorful. I guess you enjoy living your boring and monochromatic life in a fake bubble of "I am straight I am superior hurr durr".

Marriage aside, what rights don't gays have?

The social right to not be ashamed at our homosexuality. You might have not noticed it, but in the teenager community (which I, by the way, live in) "gay" is a common way of cussing\flaming, and the immense amounts of homophobia render getting out of the closet as social suicide.

Really, take a look at the world (even the adult world) - how much homophobia is out there? and how much straight-o-phobia?

Inability to make life decisions for partners
Confusion about gays and how jointly filed taxes work with IRS
Gays (especially homosexual men) are prejudiced to have AIDS/HIV and tend to be denied health care coverage and life insurance policies. For those that do get it, it can be hard to get umbrella policies to cover families with gay parents.
The ability to give blood.

"Haaaaaaaaaaay"

*Flicks wrists*

ooh that.

...

Strive to be different? Excuse me for having an interesting personality and a will to make my life colorful. I guess you enjoy living your boring and monochromatic life in a fake bubble of "I am straight I am superior hurr durr".

I think people misinterpret me. I don't like or dislike gays. I don't believe that they all have AIDS/HIV. I've even tried to find my prostate once. (LOLS)

I don't hate colors. Blue is actually one of my favorite colors. Outside of the internet I'm actually a tip top kinda guy.

The problem here is you took the thread seriously...and that makes me sad.