Discovery Channel hostage situation

"A hostage situation at the Discovery Channel building ended in a bizarre twist today as a single cop walked through the police barriers, entered the building and handled the hostage situation by himself. He emerged five minutes later, carrying two female hostages in each of his arms. When EMS entered the building they found the gunman decapitated, and what appeared to be feces in his neck cavity."



Pic related. The guy with the blond hair. What a hero.

Pro.

Ransu: wtp
Ransu: Is this real?
Ransu: That guy looks exactly like Duke Nukem

That chick's taking a picture of his plantain

Pro.

rofl, duke nuken irl !

And there were feces in his neck because...?

And there were feces in his neck because...?

And there were feces in his neck because...?

Duke nukem shoved some in there after he decapitated him.

Duke nukem shoved some in there after he decapitated him.

with his bare hands? that, is disgusting.

Actually...he uses their gaping neck as a toilet.

And there were feces in his neck because...?

"I'm gonna tear your head off and s[SIZE="2"]hit[/SIZE] down your neck!"

This is why we have nice things.

when reached for comment the officer told reporters he told the man :
http://www.duke-n-doom.com/duke_sounds/rip01.wav

...I thought this thread was a hoax until I saw it on the evening news...

feces?

Go play Duke Nukem.

Kids these days.

Hey Mark, when is Duke Nukem Forever coming out?

TBA.

No, really, the other day 3D Realms said they're still working on it.

i can't believe people needed an explanation. this is disconcerting.

i lol'd though so thread successful.

" they found the gunman decapitated, and what appeared to be feces in his neck cavity."

Rated M for Manly. This is why you don't fuck with the Discovery Channel cause they got Duke Nukem as a cop.

Disregard authorities. Acquire pizza.

This must be a sign that Duke Nukem Forever is coming.