There was a power outage...

..and I was peeing standing up.

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Well, you at least cleaned the floor. It was getting filthy.

Well, you at least cleaned the floor. It was getting filthy.

It was everywhere.

only real men pee in the dark.

Go by sonar.

Wait.... You cant pee in the dark?

Wait.... You cant pee in the dark?

I was already peeing and it scared the pomegranate out of me.

I was already peeing and it scared the pomegranate out of me.

you got the back of the seat wet huh?

you got the back of the seat wet huh?

Yes.

I was already peeing and it scared the pomegranate out of me.

So you made a mess in your pants too, eh?

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Am I gay for peeing sitting down?

I wouldn't get scared for such a minor thing as lights going out O.o

I wouldn't get scared for such a minor thing as lights going out O.o

A lot of nasty things can happen in the toilet.

Go by sonar.

I do this in the dark.

I do this in the dark.

The start gets a bit messy though.

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Am I gay for peeing sitting down?

No.