Explain the person above you's avatar

I would ask this to be done seriously but this is the funhouse.

Bonus points if you describe where it came from (context and such) and not just a shallow explanation!

The girl just learned about Takebacker's gay love affair getting him knocked out.

Link turns his head away after he sees Ganondorf fucking Zelda (and she's willingly taking it).

A Beedrill with spiked vines on its arms.

HEY CHOCOBO. GET OUT OF THE THREAD.

YOU THiNK YOUR POGEYS KICKASS? WELL pineapple YOU. THIS IS BEEDRILL MOTHERpineappleER. COMMING IN AT 3' 3" AND 65 LBS, DONT YOU DARE CLASSIFIED THIS pineappleER AN "INSECT" BECAUSE IN HIS PRESENCE, YOU ARE THE INSECT. THIS pineappleER'S IN HIS FULLY EVOLVED BY LEVEL 12. YEAH, HES FULLY READY TO KICK ASS BEFORE ANY OTHER pineappleER IN THE GAME. BUG TYPE TOPPLED OFF WITH FLYING pineappleS OVER ANY GROUND TYPE. TWIN NEEDLE? MORE LIKE TWO MILLION NEEDLES WITH THAT AGILITY OF HIS

That split personality girl just amazed herself with the explaination of Beedrill that she just gave.

lolink
[video=youtube;bNpLXo55yfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw[/video]

A dude who escaped the mental facility and now believes he is a black samurai.

A pimp who's paying money to have sex with bitches

One of the bad guys from Power Rangers.

A bat with ADHD.

A bat with ADHD.

he realized he is only used for sex.

Wotter going on his own journey after being left at the lab.

The ugly duckling of Black/White Fuc'king ninja'd.

Um. Uh...
Slime fetishist.

MSPaint censoring a vagina that's going through a mean period.

Because her old love pillow was worn out, and this one was on sale.

Haters gonna hate.

Rick is stuck in an infinite time loop, promising never to give up his attempts to break through.

Two Sayas. Both of them just happy that they can be with you.

...and then she takes over the world.

I'm dancin' with my boobs, but my sister ain't got none.