The Terrible Secrets of Southperry.net

15 Days.
15 Days until the time when Southperry might close up.
As such, I have decided to reveal the true nature of Southperry.net. Many of you have inquired upon "Why are we here?", "Why are we staying here?", "Don't I have better things to do than browse SP, such as homework?", or "Why did Fiel create this site?" Here, I shall uncover the answers to all this and more.

We are all here for a reason. After all, everything's happening for a reason. Now, you may not like what you're about to read, so I'll put it in spoilers for your own protection.

 Spoiler

We are all Fiel's chinchillas. That's right. Chinchillas. All of us just chinchillan in the cage that Fiel locked us in. You may wonder why he made threads detailing the true natures of chinchillas, even going so far as to say that he "didn't have any chinchillas" even though he knew all about them. Well, now you know the answer. He lied. He really did have chinchillas. We were his chinchillas. Remember that moment that you signed up for Southperry? Entered in your E-mail, your username, your password, and agreed to that "Terms of Agreement"? That Terms of Agreement secretly had hidden print, legally allowing Fiel to, at the moment we ended the registration process, drug us and transform us into chinchillas. You see, Fiel is a scientist working for the government, studying the behavioral patterns of animals that he's transformed into chinchillas unknowingly.

This is the sad truth, but I thought you must all know it before it's too late. I am sorry you must learn of this now, but if I had told you any sooner, he would've starved me and convinced you all that I was a psychopath that needed to be "cured," AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY GOD DAMN RAISINS.

15 Days.
15 Days until the time when Southperry might close up.
As such, I have decided to reveal the true nature of Southperry.net. Many of you have inquired upon "Why are we here?", "Why are we staying here?", "Don't I have better things to do than browse SP, such as homework?", or "Why did Fiel create this site?" Here, I shall uncover the answers to all this and more.

We are all here for a reason. After all, everything's happening for a reason. Now, you may not like what you're about to read, so I'll put it in spoilers for your own protection.

 Spoiler

We are all Fiel's chinchillas. That's right. Chinchillas. All of us just chinchillan in the cage that Fiel locked us in. You may wonder why he made threads detailing the true natures of chinchillas, even going so far as to say that he "didn't have any chinchillas" even though he knew all about them. Well, now you know the answer. He lied. He really did have chinchillas. We were his chinchillas. Remember that moment that you signed up for Southperry? Entered in your E-mail, your username, your password, and agreed to that "Terms of Agreement"? That Terms of Agreement secretly had hidden print, legally allowing Fiel to, at the moment we ended the registration process, drug us and transform us into chinchillas. You see, Fiel is a scientist working for the government, studying the behavioral patterns of animals that he's transformed into chinchillas unknowingly.

This is the sad truth, but I thought you must all know it before it's too late. I am sorry you must learn of this now, but if I had told you any sooner, he would've starved me and convinced you all that I was a psychopath that needed to be "cured," AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY GOD DAMN RAISINS.

i thought we were all just mults of Sarah, and when she leaves the site will fade into nonexistance. she just had her Fiel mult make that thread and timed everything to hide her true intentions: to wipe out her mults, which act as her subconcious entities born and given a voice, so that she could battle her own insanity to gain true control and mastery over her mind, and with her newfound enlightenment rise to stop the forces of Hell from conquering the earth.

The truth is that Sarah is actually the former spidey, when she wasnt chosen as the new spidey she got so mad that she now entered our minds making all of us think we are sarah mults, only yotsuba was unafected as she was chosen as the newborn spidey, the closig of SP is happening because sarah entered Fiels mind and now controls him 100%

The truth is that Sarah is actually the former spidey, when she wasnt chosen as the new spidey she got so mad that she now entered our minds making all of us think we are sarah mults, only yotsuba was unafected as she was chosen as the newborn spidey, the closig of SP is happening because sarah entered Fiels mind and now controls him 100%

Ｉ　ｄｏｎｔ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　”Ｓａｒａｈ　Ｍｕｌｔ”　Ｏｎｇｏｉｎｇ　ｊｏｋｅ．　Ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ　ｅｓｐｌａｉｎ　ｉｔ　ｔｏ　ｍｅ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ？

Ａｌｓｏ　／ｒ／ｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　”Ｓｐｉｄｅｙ　Ｐｉｃｔｕｒｅ　Ｔｏｒｒｅｎｔ”

We are all here for a reason.

Google is such a troll.

Well, if that's the case I think I'll just lay back and start...
*puts on sunglasses*

YEAAAAAHHH~

thought the same thing.

I only laughed at the first post.
:|
It all makes sense now, I suppose.

i thought we were all just mults of Sarah, and when she leaves the site will fade into nonexistance. she just had her Fiel mult make that thread and timed everything to hide her true intentions: to wipe out her mults, which act as her subconcious entities born and given a voice, so that she could battle her own insanity to gain true control and mastery over her mind, and with her newfound enlightenment rise to stop the forces of Hell from conquering the earth.

That was all a lie forged by Fiel to make you believe that you were a mult of Sarah's. He wanted to distract you from your true purpose. He didn't want anyone to find out.
At the time of its making, I was in ongoing research to discover our true purpose. It was created to sway me from my path, which inevitably led to the true meaning of Southperry.net. However, I was not fooled. I was expecting such trickery from the mastermind of this whole operation.

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