Where the hell is Bacon?

Mind redirecting me to the post you mentioned the story of your childhood of being a pogeyman trainer and all?

What.


You mean this thread?

What you don't realize is that Sarah is the ghost of his dead wife, and she's been using SP to contact him all this time, except if he found out, she'd dissapear. So all this time, she could only watch as her family fell apart... Now the man she loves is on a journey to pull it back together, and there's no way for her to help him when she's tied to SP's servers.

So I suggest that we ban Sarah until Bacon gets back. With her spirit freed from the servers, she can be free to help her husband until she needs to return to the shadows of the Funhouse again.

But unbeknown to him, Sarah had never loved him. Because of her dazzling beauty, she originally married to be rid of the constant charm that rained on her when she was single. Unable to pit with the nuisance of being asked out by Joe Blows, she took his hand in marriage and in deceit. Her conditional love for him drove him to madness. Unable to cope with the anxiety, he changed his identity and legally changed his endlessly from Ken, to Wilbur and taking various aliases - one of which we've come to know as Bacon.

Ultimately, his heart was confronted with a true test of live when Sarah was framed for a crime she did not commit. While Sarah was facing execution, Bacon was facing a decision - to risk his life and save her or to allow her to become a ghost of what she was. His decision was ultimately...

lolportableGameCube. I love you, BTA.

to create a simulation to see what his wife would truly choose if she had the chance to know him better. He hand-picked a sizeable group of people and hooked them into a machine in southern Perry, where he grew up. There they interacted with Sarah to see who she would choose to be her lover. And in the end, she picked Bacon. Well, him and Throes. He recognizes that it's a required exception.

EDIT:

KHOI joined your Harem! Who will you choose to bring with you?

>AUSTIN/Level16/GayFriend
>TOBIAS/Level5/CrossDresser
>SPIDEY/Level10/Unknown
>MEERA/Level17/Fighter
>KHOI/Level13/Smashphile

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What.


You mean this thread?

Aww man, hell yeah. I've been searching that post for weeks. [/color]