Bad Translator

Original text:

"desu"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mental"

Original text:

"Mental "

...54 translations later we get:

"School."

pwns all.

Original text:

"well this is awkward"

...10 translations later we get:

"Tough"
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Original text:

"You and me put on a bad romance"

...54 translations later we get:

"Bad news for the people."

Original text:

"desu"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mental"

Original text:

"Mental "

...54 translations later we get:

"School."

pwns all.

Therefore, desu = school.

"son i am disappoint"

...54 translations later we get:

"I was Disappointed in humans."

Therefore, desu = school.

It even corrects grammatical errors. oO

Original text:

"Your vagina needs some work, sorry."

...54 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, the cat."

Original text:

"A cat falls into a river and the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Parents Smiling and shooting in the lake."

"miley cyrus"

...54 translations later we get:

"For sirus."

"In the end, she gave up."

...54 translations later we get:

"End"

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"What the pineapple is happening here?"

...54 translations later we get:

"It"

...lol

Original text:

"I'm so manly!"

...54 translations later we get:

"OK!"

Okay what.[/color]

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Okay what.[/color]

Okay in a sarcastic way I'm guessing xP.

Original text:

"you're bad at math"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes"

err..

Original text:

"My lamp is transparent blue."

...54 translations later we get:

"Every blue storm"

Original text:

"Call all you want but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone."

...54 translations later we get:

"But I want to call home"

LOLwut

Original text:

"Not that I don't like you I'm just at a party and I am sick and tired of my phone ringing."

...54 translations later we get:

"I am tired of this country. But my time."

Original text:

"I am not Jesus."

...54 translations later we get:

"Jesus the messiah"

Original text:

"Google you are noobs at teaching languages and now with your translator, there are Mexican weeaboos."

...54 translations later we get:

"Education, Google, veeaboo, France, Mexico, private"

Lol

"i'm dancing alot and i'm taking shots i'm feeling fine i'm kissing all the boys and the girls someone call the doctor cause i lost my mind"

...54 translations later we get:

"game is very happy and responsibilities for childcare, but now they look like a fool kiss."

totally

"Do you like it boy I wa-wa-want What you wa-wa-want Give it to me baby Like boom, boom, boom What I wa-wa-want Is what you wa-wa-want Na, na-aaaah"

...54 translations later we get:

"Impregnated China boom gattaave gattaave, I think -."

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Caught in a bad romance Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah Roma Roma-ma GaGa Oh la-la Want your bad romance"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oooooooooooo last summer in Los Angeles, Rome, halo, halo, halo, Sorry, I can not see."

"I want your ugly I want your disease I want your everything As long as it’s free I want your love Love love love I want your love"

...54 translations later we get:

"Diseases such as pain, my love."

Original text:

"Get some NX today!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Nx now!"

totally

LOL great translations.

"The v.85 5th Anniversary update will be going live this Wednesday. The much-anticipated 5th Anniversary is here! We will have scheduled maintenance, Tuesday, May 4th, starting at 10PM. This update involves all game servers."

...54 translations later we get:

"Laws II .85-2005 at 5:00! April Center Video 2009 10:05."

"If you’ve been putting off getting the Evan Package, wait no more! There’s simply no better time than right now to pick up Evan’s stylish togs. The Evan Package will disappear from the Cash Shop on May 5th, never to be seen again!"

...54 translations later we get:

"If you have money! Evan James, and then add color and losses on Loans พฤษภาคม 2005, John!"

Sounds like a nexon-thing to say.

"Locked"

...54 translations later we get:

"Close"

"Hi Southperry"

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome sausuperi."

Original text:

"Whenever Locked posts, I get the impression that the thread is locked."

...54 translations later we get:

"Discussion pikirku end."

I wish I could fir UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS in there. Stupid character limit.





Deep...

Original text:

"I want your psycho, your vertigo stick"

...54 translations later we get:

"And spirit."

True, so very true.

Original text:

"This translator is worse than Google translate."

...54 translations later we get:

"Google hit."

ITT: Good thread with a few good posters sucks due to people posting translations that are unfunny.

...On the other hand, I demand Sarah's usertitle to be changed to "The Unusual Waterfall."