Bad Translator

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Original text:

"Welcome to Southperry! The land where Fiel rapes you indefinitely and you get absorbed into the vast majority of Sarah alts. This is the only place in which you can escape from Nexon's clutches and rant about them with all of the freedom in the world"

...10 translations later we get:

"Southperry Welcome! Here, you believe that violence is not infinite, in Sarah, the most unusual waterfall, which is their only escape the hands Lineikesong roar all freedom in the world"

Original text:

"Welcome to Southperry! The land where Fiel rapes you indefinitely and you get absorbed into the vast majority of Sarah alts. This is the only place in which you can escape from Nexon's clutches and rant about them with all of the freedom in the world"

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome to Perry South! Countries not part of home ownership more attacks Sarah Monster limited Care and latitude where only Nexon"

I chuckled

Original text:
"Hello Shikage, aka Justin, im using this to tell you a message. A message you say? Yes, a message of hope, a message of change, a message that has absolutely nothing to do with Obama. And that is the message."

...10 translations later we get:

"Welcome Shikage, and Justin, who once said, the letter said. Therefore, the message of hope and change, in order to avoid Obama and general publications. This is the message."

I chuckled

Original text:

"I chuckled"

...54 translations later we get:

"Funny"

Original text:

"That's an interesting message, JohnE. I'll be sure to take that into consideration when I take over the world next week."

...54 translations later we get:

"Help companies in the world behind and write interesting next week."

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Original text:


"Haha oh wow. How did it ever come to that outcome?"

...55 translations later we get:

"Wow laughter. The result?"

Original text:

"It came to this result because awesome."

...54 translations later we get:

"Very good"

Original text:

"Let's go smoke a dubie."

...54 translations later we get:

"Rooms for Abu dhabi."

Original text:

"Bad translator!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Teapot."

"What is this I don't even."

...54 translations later we get:

"A"

"Porn."

...54 translations later we get:

"Forum."

Original text:

"Link! He came to town! He came to save the princess Zelda!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Of course! He has the city! 0 shares forum to decide!"

@above :

Original text:

"Forum"

...54 translations later we get:

"Line"

Original text:

"Line"

...54 translations later we get:

"Capital"

Original text:

"Capital"

...54 translations later we get:

"Video"

Original text:

"Southperry"

...54 translations later we get:

"War in the south."

Y'all, we be in da south now, ya hear me?

Original text:

"War in the south."

...54 translations later we get:

"Australian South Sea War Funding."

I laughed heartily.

Original text:

"Nexon sucks."

...54 translations later we get:

"Emergency mental company."

"Tonight I'm not the same girl."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now I know."

"It'S really nice you know now, I don't have to hide anything."

...54 translations later we get:

"But do not hide it very well."

"One could argue you knew all along."

...54 translations later we get:

""We talk all the time."

"Dude, just because we talk all the time it doesn't mean i'm a transvestite that was trying to get it on with you."

...54 translations later we get:

"It does not mean that you should compete."

"OH, yes, because me being a transvestite disqualifies me ?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes, you can do, I can help you with?"

"oh my god, you like me ?"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am God."

"I always knew you were god, and i knew you like transvestites."

...54 translations later we get:

"I always breathe Normally Affected."

"I thought god didn't breathe."

...54 translations later we get:

"My life to see God."

"Wait, I have a mirror in my pocket for when I put on make-up, use it."

...54 translations later we get:

"Patients in the bag will discuss the development and use"

"What patient ?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Slow?"

"Sorry i don't understand but i'm not slow."

...54 translations later we get:

"But I do not know what to drop."

"Drop yourself from the heavens to hell because you are getting annoying."

...54 translations later we get:

"I was tired, you can go to heaven and hell"

"Okay."

...54 translations later we get:

"All Rights Reserved."

Original text:

"Is this even a bad translator?"

...54 translations later we get:

"All or nothing."

Original text:

"Love"

...54 translations later we get:

"Movies"

Original text:

"MapleStory"

...54 translations later we get:

"终了." (Means Fin, or is done)

Best One.

Original text:

"I have a big tree next to my house, with long branches and big fruits, with a hint of birds flying about."

...54 translations later we get:

""We have big trees and birds in the house, you can find a microphone connected."

I lol'ed for a full 2 minutes.

Original text:

"Women aren't humans. They're machines built by God to serve us sandwiches and sex."

...54 translations later we get:

"Women and men, have been Identified by God bless her computer, bread and salt."

...What?

Bread and salt. I dont get that. Lmao~

Original text:

"MapleStory"

...54 translations later we get:

"终了." (Means Fin, or is done)

How did you get 終了 out of MapleStory? I put it in and it comes out as "close." lol

Original text:

"Nexon is the worst."

...54 translations later we get:

"Devil's unusual company."

Original text:

"Nexon loves to rob people of money. Especially little kids who steal their parent's credit cards to charge NX cash."

...54 translations later we get:

"Other companies money. Especially for children, parents, nx cash card Stalin."

Lol Stalin.

You have to make it to MapleStory and have the setting to Max

When I put Japanese into it, it always starts spitting out "desu" when I don't even say "desu." Lmao

Original text:

"俺のチンコは大きすぎ!" (My penis is too big!)

...54 translations later we get:

"Monte motegi live China!"

I did "I play too many video games" and came back with "Action"

oO

Original text:

"えっちで一番好きなことは何？" (What is your favorite thing in sex?)

...54 translations later we get:

"China is keen to hear or speak as a Fish?"

Original text:

"ネ糞ンさんは全てのアップデート後、沢山バグを聞き捨てるね" (After every patch, Nexon (with a Japanese pun of "shit" being included into the name) overlooks a ton of bugs.)

...54 translations later we get:

"Source Icon Video Reviews sanjoakin atsumi, Nebraska, according to a new group jinzekyer North."

Lol, epic phail

Original text:

"A Single bird on a single tree watching the skies go by with glee."

...54 translations later we get:

"Clouds, trees, birds, etc."

Original text:

"It used to be a fun house, but now it's full of evil clowns."

...54 translations later we get:

"Use them to do very well."

Original text:

"There is something wrong with this funny little translator."

...54 translations later we get:

"Other versions of this program is higher."

Original text:

"Other versions are higher? I don't get what you are implying. Are you saying you're bad?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Alternatives. "I think you understand what I am .."

Original text:

"No, I don't understand you."

...54 translations later we get:

"No."

Wha...?

Original text:

"desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu "

...54 translations later we get:

"T"

Watching the hoards of "desu" being translated is full of lolz.