The game that I dont remember

I forget where I heard this, but someone creates a situation and the next person continues the story.

example: A Pokemon fan wins their life long dream of going to Japan. The prize includes plane tickets and an all expenses paid tour. The fan gets off the plane but the tour guide and translator are no where to be found.

EDIT: In case of a time paradox caused by lag, choose whichever path works best with your addition

Then he decides to go alone, just to find a hot girl wearing a pickachu suit

HOW DO I PLAY?

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You lost it.

(I'm surprised that this character was not raped)

There is a bright flash of light in the airport and a hooded figure appears. It is Andy from Tera forest, he hands the poke fan a small snail shell.

Andy says in order to save the future this shell must be delivered to Washington DC. But it is very fragile and cannot survive a plane ride, u must find another way back. Andy disappears.

While thinking of wat to do next there is another flash of light. A Mewtwo has appeared. It also claims to be from the future but Mewtwo says that the shell must be destroyed or the world will end.

After Mewtwo leaves, the fan must decide who to believe....

SUDDENLY, AMNESIA.

You are now on a desert with a hooker, a dead car, and a rocket. God knows what happened inbetween.

You proceed to eat the hooker.

A bushy island man sees that u have resorted to cannibalism, he prepares to attack, screaming that u have just eaten his wife!

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ＣＨＡＩＮＳＡＷＳ ＴＨＡＴ　ＥＸＰＬＯＤＥ　ＡＦＴＥＲ　５ ＳＥＣＯＮＤＳ　ＯＦ　ＣＯＮＴＡＣＴ ＡＮＤ ＢＬＯＷ　ＴＨＥ　ＦＵＣＫＥＲ　ＴＯ　ＵＲＡＮＵＳ!

Holy crap! The strongest enemy has appeared! His name is Pigeon Devil Man!

Pigeon Devil Man is the symbol of peace, but he is also Tanaka-san on the 3rd block, who possesses dreadful power!

Beams from his eyes!! Beams from his mouth!! Of course beams are shot from his head and arms as well! If he flaps, beams will also come out from his back.

A hell of a lot of beams are shot from the gap between his fingers as well!! What a dreadful Devil Man!

What will be Britney's fate... as she has to face this dreadful Devil Man?!!?!?!

The Devil Man grasps Britney by the neck and tosses her aside like a used condom.

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE SLICED THE LAST PICKLE WITH MY AUNT'S RUSSIAN PRINCESS, YA?!!?"

Says the Devil man, as he rips off his trousers to reveal his cannon pants underneath. Britney tries to run up to him for a counter before it's too late, but is suddenly constricted by chains.

"Wh-what is this?!"

Britney shouts as she tries to break free from the chains. The Devil Man laughs at this pathetic scene and proceeds to load his cartridges into the base of the cannon.

"Today is the day we will be seeing if true warriors can suck tater tots on their way to the divine!"

With this, he pulls out a stick of butter and vigorously strokes the top of the cannon with it. The butter begins melting, sliding across the top of the cannon as if it's on a frying pan.

SUDDENLY -

A voice is heard from the dark corner of the room.

"...Blow it out your ass!"

Your threads are bad, you should feel bad.

Your threads are bad, you should feel bad.

BAKLAVA APPEARS FROM THE DARK CORNER OF THE ROOM.

"HA~! Your power does not stand up to my magical fairy dust! My speed is MACH 5! There are plenty of echidnas in the valley of eternal bleeding!"

Shouts the Devil Man as he aims is cannon to Baklava instead.

"NO! BAKLAVA, RUN!"

Shouts Britney, who is still unable to escape. Baklava scroffs and turns away like nothing.

"Thread sucks."

The Devil Man brushes his teeth in a panic just before firing his cannon. The beam slowly inches its way to Baklava's back. Just when he's about to het hit by it, Sanzunokawa breaks through the wall and opens up his shield Playstation. Britney's eyes light up with excitement.

"Sanzunokawa-senpai! I knew you'd come!"

Suddenly, TOBIAS BLACK APPEARS FROM THE BASEMENT!

He is wearing bondage gear and carrying a phallic object.

He just looks around and then retreats to the basement.

Everyone goes blind.

We hear Pikamemnon screaming from the basement. Someone suggests they call the police or try and help him. No one acts. Greg giggles. Baklava snickers.

What th? How did I die? I wasnt even in this universe!(Just in case, Pikamemnon uses Shadow clone jutsu and escapes to a safe location...)

The snail shell was shattered so the world ended...
But since Andy delivered the shell to the past beforehand the world resets to the time period right after the fan arrived at the airport...

The poke fan hails a taxi. A taxi stops at the curb but seems to have crushed a man that looked like Johnny bravo. A japanese street sweeper clears the body away...


edit at below: I kinda like anthony's ryme, "insert Will Smith reference"

If you're looking for more serious responses, I heartily recommend the Speakeasy or Shady Tree.

The Pokemon Fan look to the cabbie, and said, "Yo home, smell you later".

He looked at his kingdom: he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of the glorious "homeland" of the glorious nation of Nippon.

Then he saw a petite-sized girl walk by him. To him, she was everything he had expected to see in women from the nation of Jyapanu. A face that seemed to shy away. Her almond shaped eyes that looked chiseled in by a master dollmaker. Soft, gentle cheeks. She looked just like a doll in her flawless beauty. And best of all: the body figure. F'ucking flat chest for the win.

The Pokemon Fan's face turned into a smug grin as he stroke his greasy, acne-ridden double chin to put on his "cool face". "It'll all be just according to keikaku. When I 'accidentally' bump into her, she'll be all like 'Gomenasai! Gomenasai! Gomenasai!' as her face bursts into a pink color."

He bumped his big pot belly into her as she fell to the floor. Upon getting up, she turned toward him, but not with the greeting he imagined. Instead, it was stern and angry.

"Baka, baka, baka!"

She slapped him on the face and ran away.

"Tsk tsk- tsunderes like her will always come crawling back if I just wait. But I won't wait. I'll become the master and tamer of these delicate beauties!"

He then stormed off in search of Japanese honeyz.

If you're looking for more serious responses, I heartily recommend the Speakeasy or Shady Tree.

ＣＯＯＬ ＳＴＯＲＹ　ＢＲＯ！
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Now, this is the story all about how
Pikamemnon's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Pallet Town born and raised
In the gay bar was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out surprise buttsecksin' all cool
And all shootin some skeet inside the gimp
When Baklava and Tobias
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in his rectalhood
He got in one little Pokemon fight and Fiel got scared
He said 'You're movin' in with Khoi in the Shady Tree over there'

He begged and pleaded with him day after day
But Fiel packed his Pokeballs and sent him on his way
Spidey gave him a Hot Carl and then Fiel gave him his ticket.
He thought they might like Naruto there and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

He whistled for a rickshaw and when it came near
The license plate said N00B and it had trolls on the mirror
If anything I can say is that this rickshaw was rare
But he thought 'This Funhaus is cool!' - 'Yo Greg, to Bel Air'

He pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And he yelled to Greg 'Yo homes, be my friend?'
He looked to his kingdom
He was finally there
To sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air