Greg!
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Greg... I love you, I love you so much.
Every time I refresh Southperry, I scan around for that lovely name: Greg. A name that I love to read over and over again. I read all your posts, even those about things I've no knowledge of! I know of your deep love for Faye, and know I could never replace her; but, if you wanted to, I could pretend to be her for you. I've even practiced in private to get the role right. I've never seen Cowboy Bebop before, but I watched it just for you.

I know how the only real woman in your life is your mom. A girl can dream though can't she? +Sigh+

What I wouldn't give to be that special someone for you. I used to visit Southperry for trolling, but now all I can think about is when you'll post again. I care not for what anyone else thinks, it is you I crave for.

Every time I read your posts on SP I get this warm feeling.
"Ah, here's his post again"
I say lightly to myself, twirling my hair around one finger as I giggle softly.
As I read your posts I savor each word. My eyes dance across your sentences, picking out words that I like the most and savoring them. My body surges with a flood of delight as I re-read your posts again and again. I lean back and slowly slide my left hand into my panties. With slow movements, I slide my fingers in and out of myself, feeling my own body's excitement for you. I quicken the pace, highlighting your text with my right hand as my left starts drilling deeper into me. My body tenses up, I begin to feel my feet arching as my juices slowly create a mess on my cotton panties. My mouth opens wide, I scream your name out loud.
"GREG! GREG!"

By this point my fingers can't stop. A drop of drool rolls down my mouth as my head tilts back slowly. Just then, my whole body heats up. My legs bend upward quickly and my fingers suddenly stop.
"Greg! I'm ganna cum! Uahhh-"
I finally reach my climax. I sit there staring at your post, my mouth still agape and gasping for air. I smile weakly, then move my right hand over the keyboard slowly. I stroke the key weakly, questioning if I was ready...

~F5~

Another one of your posts have shown up. I bite my lower lip as I read it slowly.

"...Okay...just one more time..."
I say to myself. Before I know it, my finger is stroking my clit again, just as I stroked that F5 key before reading your last post.
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#2
Greg sucks.
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#3
.... -facepalms-
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#4
Greg isn't even legal yet, you sick fuck.
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#5
[Image: phoenix.jpg]

This evidence clearly proves that you are Greg in disguise!

you can proced to faint now Smile
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#6
.....i am 12 and wut is dis.
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#7
...OH SHHHHHHHHHH

Guys. The rift broke. SP-2 is replacing SP-1.

I'd suggest engaging in whatever sexual rituals you haven't preformed yet, because we're doomed.
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#8
Sorry, Greg likes plantain.
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#9
xBTAx Wrote:...OH SHHHHHHHHHH

Guys. The rift broke. SP-2 is replacing SP-1.

I'd suggest engaging in whatever sexual rituals you haven't preformed yet, because we're doomed.

Im waay ahead of you
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#10
Rick Wrote:Sorry, Greg likes Rick.
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#11
Fappin so hard
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#12
Bacon Wrote:.

Oh. I see what you did there.
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#13
Sorry Fiel. It was wrong of me to accuse you of being Gaychinchilla. Only f'aggots make topics revolving around specific users so that really narrows it down.

You can ban him now.
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#14
Greg Wrote:Sorry Fiel. It was wrong of me to accuse you of being Gaychinchilla. Only f'aggots make topics revolving around specific users so that really narrows it down.

You can ban him now.

You sure it's not you?
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#15
Kawasari Mimoto Wrote:You sure it's not you?

If I really wanted to make a topic revolving around myself, I'd ask you to proofread it first.

I have my own posting style. I don't need to rip off of yours.
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#16
Kawasari Mimoto Wrote:You sure it's not you?
>Wants to be a woman.
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#17
Greg Wrote:If I really wanted to make a topic revolving around myself, I'd ask you to proofread it first.

I have my own posting style. I don't need to rip off of yours.

I have a posting style? I wasn't aware of this. Explain.
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#18
Kawasari Mimoto Wrote:I have a posting style? I wasn't aware of this. Explain.

Self indulgent nonsense.
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#19
You're a smart guy, you can figure it out.
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#20
Greg Wrote:You're a smart guy, you can figure it out.

I would, but I'm too busy playing my Dissidia while browsin' SP. :3
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