Is Grass Really Green?

HEY YOU GUYS! I learned science and wanted to share that colors come from the sun. The sun shoots off color beams that hit the earth and transform things into rainbow lite brite colors. But that means that we're leaving a complete lie like in the Matrix. Becuz the sun has been brainwashing use since we were born so that we don't know what colors really are and it's a whole conspiracy by the galaxy in order to make us believe that we're in control but we're not. The solar system is really conspiring against us like the moon and all them shits. They've been pissed off since we send Buzz Lightyear to assassinate their President because he was mooning us during the US meeting with UN & Venezuela. They're just waiting until we end up fighting each other like in World War Six where Osama fused with zombie Sadam and defeated President Wire Tapper The Second in order to restore world peace by invading every other country and making them confiscate their weapons. But it's okay for Team Terrorist because we're the good guys who want to restore peace by putting the world in a state of perpetual terror like that book 9841 so that terror becomes the new peace. And that's why grass is really not green. Really.

Only discuz science please. Religion is stupid and only smart people use the word science in this threads. Science science science Science science science Science.

Are you drunk?

Sticks and stones may be legalized so I can get stoned, but for right now Sarah you can never hurt me. Flame shield up.

Oh dear, Swerve probably has too much work and decided to take a break.

Are you drunk?

No, he does crack.

Were you smoking stuff again?

Sticks and stones may be legalized so I can get stoned, but for right now Sarah you can never hurt me. Flame shield up.

Good point.

But would you really want to be stoned in a zombie apocalypse?

Oh dear, Swerve probably has too much work and decided to take a break.

The stakes were too high so I had to break. Now I'm just trying to rake the stake. RAKE IT INNNNNNNNN.

Good point.

But would you really want to be stoned in a zombie apocalypse?

Um. Do you want to be not stoned during a zombie apocalypse. You seem to be missing out on why I need to get stoned here. I clearly can't handle the horrible pressures of doing homework assignments and buying SSSSSSSSStupid textbooks. WOE IS MEEEEE. The life of a college student is rife with misery. Why can't the world see how I'm better than all of you and make me lord of the flies. Then I could fly by the rest of my life, like a kite flying above the runner.

- Swerve. The Third.

I think I might be able to pay back my nx debt to you now, as you'll probably forget about it in the morning.

There is no such thing as will power. No matter what you do, what happens is written in stone, so to speak. You cannot stop it. Just like you cant' fly away when you jump out of a window.
It's complex quantum theory stuff. Just know you are an insignificant little atom in the space we call the universe.

I think I might be able to pay back my nx debt to you now, as you'll probably forget about it in the morning.

Pay me with your body. Naked. HEY YOU GUYS! You ignored my original topic. This topic is srs buzness. It's ass big as a conspirassy as making Southperry believe that we don't really care about each other and that the only thing that this drives this forum is the DRAMA LAMA.

Danananananananananan! It's the DRAMA LAMA!

Sticks and stones may be legalized so I can get stoned, but for right now Sarah you can never hurt me. Flame shield up.

OH HOH HO-.....Wait what? I didn't understand a word of that nor any of the other posts in this thread.

This thread is my hero.

But...what is with everyone's sudden love for the Matrix? It seems like I've been hearing it a lot lately on here.

There is no such thing as will power. No matter what you do, what happens is written in stone, so to speak. You cannot stop it. Just like you cant' fly away when you jump out of a window.
It's complex quantum theory stuff. Just know you are an insignificant little atom in the space we call the universe.

You know what will power is? It's GERMAN. It's also a piss poor Japanese game that was soooooooooooooooooo boring. I only wanted to summon da Megasword so I kept playing until I got it. And then I played the Power Ranger Theme Song every time he came up. Also I'm bigger than the universe because I'm bigger than life. You guys just can't handle me because you're thinking too small. Because you think small you become small. Like jungle nat on King Kong's nipples.

OH HOH HO-.....Wait what? I didn't understand a word of that nor any of the other posts in this thread.

This thread is my hero.

But...what is with everyone's sudden love for the Matrix? It seems like I've been hearing it a lot lately on here.

The Matrix is science! Even stupid people like me know stupid people like me know stupid people like me know stupid people like me... the matrix is science!

- Swerve. The Third.

My dad used to beat me. AND I also go to a super smart schoooooooooooooool that rules. I got in because I'm black. But you can't because you're not half as black as Michael Jackson.

PRETENSE PRETENSE PRETENSE PRETENSE PRETENSE IS INSENSITIVE TO SURFACE TENSION.

I'll say it again: This thread is my hero.

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Post a banana youtube video.

I can has video tags.

[video=youtube;LH5ay10RTGY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY[/video]