I f'ucking lol'd @ this Basiler

So, this guy posts in the JapanMS killing Pink Bean thread in the JapanMS section of Basil and says this :

One of da ppl there is my freind he asked me 2 come but..... lol coudent i was givin leech it wasent on this char it was on jms and can u tell me if this is good equips for my hero in jms? 25attck wg timeless niblehiem 156 attck scarlion helm plus 20 str bathrobe plus 45str and violet snowhsoes 15 attck lvl 120 mount (lol) got 125k nx pink adventrue cape plus 9 attck and 12 str a gf (lol) and my highest dmge with demon elixer was.... leme c.. aha! 123k dmge without was 89k dmge and hes lvl 197 and a smiley mask plus 12 attck horntail nekalace everything plus 37 and timeless pendant ima sell if u wanna buy tell me ! (stats on pendent:27str :19 dex:14 luk:20 int 24 and 13 attck and 234 weopon defense and a godly z-helm ! 27str (lol same <>) 12 dex 15 luk annnnd 23 int ima selll both thanx wisp me ! (there karmed if ur wondering) thanx

I ROFLMFAO'd in real life, then I facepalmed, then I srs'd dafak up and posted this :

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You're lying. Either that, or you made a mistake by saying you're in JMS and you meant GMS. JapanMS doesn't even have Scarlion Helmets for one. Secondly, JapanMS doesn't have Demon Elixirs and equips with that high of stats are near impossible to get in JapanMS, unless you managed to find out how to dupe hack, which has not been done in years. Timeless Pendants DO NOT EXIST! Not only that, but they do not go as high as you're saying. They do NOT have attack on them. No one in JapanMS has a Timeless Pendant. Considering only ONE group has defeated Pink Bean and the people who were in the group were posting on the blog asking about Timeless Pendants and no one had an answer for it. You're a farse. You don't play JapanMS and you don't know anything about the game.


Edit : Just to tear apart what you said for the hell of it, here's what you said and what's NOT possible in JapanMS:

25attck wg ------- NOT EVEN POSSIBLE TO GET IN JAPANMS

timeless niblehiem 156 attck ---- Unless you dupe-hacked it, this is not possible to get, seeing as how Pink Bean has been defeated ONCE and no White Scrolls exist in JapanMS

scarlion helm plus 20 str ---- SCARLION DOES NOT EXIST IN JAPANMS!

bathrobe plus 45str ------ Screen shots or it didn't happen!

violet snowhsoes 15 attck ----- Not possible! Violet Snow Shoes do NOT have attack on them and JapanMS does NOT have Scrolls for Shoes for Weapon Attack

pink adventrue cape plus 9 attck and 12 StR----- Reasonable

highest dmge with demon elixer---- STOP RIGHT THERE ! JapanMS does NOT have Demon Elixirs!

smiley mask plus 12 attck ------- ? Smiley Masks don't give weapon attack...

horntail nekalace everything plus 37 ------ Reasonable

timeless pendant -----HOLD IT! NOT POSSIBLE! Timeless Pendant are NOT released in ANY version yet!
(stats on pendent:27str :19 dex:14 luk:20 int 24 and 13 attck and 234 weopon defense) -------- NOT POSSIBLE! The stats don't go that high nor can you trade the thing if you EQUIP IT and the only way to level an item is to equip it. Good going...

and a godly z-helm ! 27str (lol same <>) 12 dex 15 luk annnnd 23 int --------- Yeah right. Screen shots or it didn't happen! JapanMS doesn't even have normal Zakum helmets, so to manage to get stats that high with Chaos scrolls with only 7 slots is highly improbable.

If you want to argue this, GET SCREEN SHOTS AS PROOF. Otherwise, it's 1000000% completely apparent that you DO NOT play JapanMS at all.

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...you got trolled nigga.

...you got trolled nigga.

Already known, bro. I still got a laugh out of it. I just don't want rumors spreading that JapanMS has superwtfhax equips that we don't really have.

why u flame him? i wanna buy his jms acc i wan to play jms for a long tim now but cant cuz i dont have ss id so cant registr. gms sux omgg ksers hackers lazy gms n market wh*res. jms has nice ppl cuz japanese r nice. they make gr8 cartoons and kill hawaiians and doesnt afraid of anything

Lol, I read the thing.
What a stupid guy.
Well done on your rant, Justin.

P.S. You're a lvl 13 pirate in Bera? o-o