Today my penis was touched by a female for the first time.

Mao Zedong got away with everything too. 60 million Chinese, gone, in just one famine.

ARE yOU SAYING YOU'RE MAO ZEDONG?!?!?!?!? :O

that wouldn't have happened if not of the fuucking japanese, and japanese got away too.

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that wouldn't have happened if not of the fuucking japanese, and japanese got away too.

The Chinese hunger famine was caused by miscommunication between Chinese rural communist leaders and Beijing. They promised Beijing more grain than they could deliver, and stripped the people of food so they could attempt to fulfill the promises. The Japanese had nothing to do with this.

no it was not an accident.

and thanks to those WHO WERENT ASSHOLES

Dude I am just messing with you.

i love you sp. pics later

grats bro

FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER, WHYBANME. WOO!

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Here's a random question: When you met this girl, did you look you over and pay special attention to your pants-area?

Cause then there's a high chance she has herpes.

Even though I haven't....
/don'tcare
/TMI

but we continued to make out, so all was good I guess.

Congrats on that feat. The next step is get a hickey on your gooch.

wat is "penis" and wht is "touched"

good job man, im still waiting for that day to come for me. lucky bastard.
next, go to second base/round third.

oh and

im 12 and wat is dis

Good job my son, I am proud of you. I'll be taking you to a strip joint later as a reward.

Pics for ya'll.

I hope I didn't lose my hardon, I couldn't tell.

Have you tried asking her about this?

Dasrite, congrats.

I made it on my laptop's touchpad, enjoy.