Today my penis was touched by a female for the first time.

Well technically it's the first time ever except myself, so yeah. I couldn't feel anything because I was so numb it's like as soon as she put her hands in my pants I went numb. I hope I didn't lose my hardon, I couldn't tell. If so I bet it was sort of awkward, but we continued to make out, so all was good I guess.

We don't need to know that

This is oficialy the most disturbing thread ever... I MEAN!! who posts this on a forum???? o.o...

....Too much info.

ITT: ED.

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Dude who gives a $hit if a female touched your penis? If you organize a 1000 females on you orgy and impregnate them all in a single night THEN come and tell us. Small time man, small time.

This is disturbing because (presumingly) your picture is in your signature. Bad mental images ensued.

Congratulations on becoming a man whybanme!!!

was it an accident? like did you just bump it on her hand and then go OOOUGHHH SO NUMB or did she just casually grope your genitals

Both make you a man, though. Penis bumping is a very manly thing to do. Congrats.

also why are you all being so lame. this is a big moment for whybanme i think we should celebrate. Khoi makes this same topic three times a day and gets favourable responses.

Congrats, whybanme!

yay

Congratulations on becoming a man whybanme!!!

was it an accident? like did you just bump it on her hand and then go OOOUGHHH SO NUMB or did she just casually grope your genitals

Both make you a man, though. Penis bumping is a very manly thing to do. Congrats.

also why are you all being so lame. this is a big moment for whybanme i think we should celebrate. Khoi makes this same topic three times a day and gets favourable responses.

It's because I'm Asian. I get away with everything. I say this irl too.

Yay for... manliness?

no it was not an accident.

and thanks to those WHO WERENT ASSHOLES

Your mom never changed your diaper when you were a baby?

no it was not an accident.

and thanks to those WHO WERENT ASSHOLES

Next time she does it you should breath really hard in her face girls like that a lot.

You're manlier than any manly thing in the world.

Congrats on getting your penor touched. And seriously quit being ass bags to him you guys....

Don't listen to sarah. No girl likes that.

Pics please

Pics of gf please

yeah.

It's because I'm Asian. I get away with everything. I say this irl too.

Mao Zedong got away with everything too. 60 million Chinese, gone, in just one famine.

ARE yOU SAYING YOU'RE MAO ZEDONG?!?!?!?!? :O

edit: or should I say lmao Zedong?