Your Associate in Arts Diploma has been mailed!
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> From: yourSchool@campus.com
> To: butterfli@mail.com
> Date: Sat, 6 Feb 2010 15:28:55 -0700
> Subject: Your Associate in Arts has been mailed!
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> Dear butterfli,
> Congratulations on receiving your Associate in Arts Diploma from yourSchool!
> As of 2/6/2010 your diploma was mailed to:
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> Your Old Address
> Your Old Street
> That you did not update in the school system when you moved
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> Please do not contact the School
> as your diploma has already been mailed.
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> Please allow up to 10 days for delivery via 'First Class US Mail'.
> Congratulations again on your fine achievement!
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#2
What?
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#3
Step 1: Earn a diploma
Step 2: Let the school mail home your diploma
Step 3: Move houses
Step 4: Do not tell your school that you moved
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!!
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#4
LOL..
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butterfλi Wrote:Step 1: Earn a diploma
Step 2: Let the school mail home your diploma
Step 3: Move houses
Step 4: Do not tell your school that you moved
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!!

Well, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard then.
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#6
Rob Wrote:Well, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard then.

Yup, that what the email said I did.
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#7
> From: yourSchool@campus.com
> To: Spideyjvc@mail.com
> Date: Mon, 18 Jul 2005 13:18:02
> Subject: Your Bachelor's in Nursing has been mailed!
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> Dear Spideyjvc,
> We here at yourschool congratulate you on your Bachelor's degree in Nursing!
> Your degree has been mailed as on July 18th to
> Your Current Address
> Your Current Street
>
>Please allow 4-8 days for your mail to arrive.

Feels good, man.
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#8
There's a degree in "nursing"...?
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#9
Hazzy Wrote:There's a degree in "nursing"...?

Yes, and there's also degree in prostitution.
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#10
Hahaha that's balls Butterfli. How far away is it? Can you contact the new owners and tell them to hold onto it for you?
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#11
Am i the only person who got my degree at Convocation? >_>
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BombsAway Wrote:Hahaha that's balls Butterfli

When I moved, I made a bunch of calls to change my address: internet provider, phone company, DMV, gas/electric, water, banking, insurance and a temporary fowarding thing at the post office. In the midst of things, somehow I forgot to call my school and update.

I'm gonna try contacting my school and if that doesn't work, I'm gonna try calling the postal company and see if I can pick it up directly.
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#13
I'm sure things will work out. Crap like this happens all the time, and while it's a big facepalm moment for you now, you'll laugh about it in 6 months and all will be hunky-dory Smile.

I had a moment like this just the other day, though no where near the scale of yours. I ordered refills of the Clinique products I use while Skyping with my parents and forgot to change the mailing address from my hometown to my school dorm. Now my parents will have to ship them up in a few days =/!
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#14
First of, I feel bad for you, Ken.

Secondly, Spidey, nursing, school, lolwat.
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> From: saints@neworleans.com
> To: greg@mail.com
> Date: Sun, 7 Feb 2010 23:28:55 -0700
> Subject: WHO DAT
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> Dear Greg,
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> WHO DAT
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Greg Wrote:> From: saints@neworleans.com
> To: greg@mail.com
> Date: Sun, 7 Feb 2010 23:28:55 -0700
> Subject: WHO DAT
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> Dear Greg,
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> WHO DAT
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> WHO DAT

http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/4325480 <-- Is that shit being imported from some /v/ meme? I'm glad I've only seen 1 thread on it... I just skimmed the post seeing "WHO DAT" repeated with random images. Hid the thread and added "WHO DAT" to my filter list.

If it's not alive by the time you check it look at the freaking archive.
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Spideyjvc Wrote:http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/4325480 <-- Is that shit being imported from some /v/ meme? I'm glad I've only seen 1 thread on it... I just skimmed the post seeing "WHO DAT" repeated with random images. Hid the thread and added "WHO DAT" to my filter list.

If it's not alive by the time you check it look at the freaking archive.

HAH, you think it's bad on /jp/? Go to /sp/; it's on every page.

HELL, GO ON YOUR FACEBOOK IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONE

THIS SH(IT IS EVERYWHERE AND IT'S ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME ALREADY
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Greg Wrote:HAH, you think it's bad on /jp/? Go to /sp/; it's on every page.

HELL, GO ON YOUR FACEBOOK IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONE

THIS SH(IT IS EVERYWHERE AND IT'S ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME ALREADY

Oh, no, I don't think it's bad. 1 thread hardly constitutes an outbreak. I wouldn't have even known it was some new shit until I saw your post. Then I realized it wasn't just some kid from /b/ starting up a LOLSORANDUMXD thread.

Well...it might have been.

In any case, glad I don't have Facebook and such. I don't know what the hell it is but don't intend to know.
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Spideyjvc Wrote:Oh, no, I don't think it's bad. 1 thread hardly constitutes an outbreak. I wouldn't have even known it was some new shit until I saw your post. Then I realized it wasn't just some kid from /b/ starting up a LOLSORANDUMXD thread.

Well...it might have been.

In any case, glad I don't have Facebook and such. I don't know what the hell it is but don't intend to know.
It's just Superbowl shenanigans, and it's only getting started. My poor /v/...
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#20
Greg Wrote:It's just Superbowl shenanigans, and it's only getting started. My poor /v/...

Football sucks but I have to admit there was one fourth quarter interception that I had to WHO DAT for.

Why is it in a video game subforum though? That doesn't make sense. Nerds hate sports...
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