Would You Rather...[Threads' Games]

A puppy. They're not as rare as s.

Would you rather have real Pokemon or super(SUPER!!!)-realistic video games?

Real pokemon, ofc.

Would you rather rip your nuts off (ladies, stab ovaries) or watch a 6 hour long commercial free jonas marathon?

Definitely the Jonas marathon. Nuts aren't too easy to sew back on. :<

Would you rather sleep with a blanket made of bacon or listen to Pikachu saying "Pika!... Pikachu!" (or something similar) for 24 hours straight?

Listen to Pikachu.

Would you rather listen to Hannah Montana for 24 hours straight, or jump off a cliff?

Jump off a cliff

Would you rather have Basil or SW shut down?

Basil. Most of the idiots would come here and then weed themselves out eventually.

Would you rather lose your index finger or lose your pinky toe?

Toe. They have no use whatsoever.

Would you rather suck a plantain or plantain a duck?

Toe. They have no use whatsoever.

Would you rather suck a plantain or plantain a duck?

Toes are the reason you can run..

plantain a duck.

Jump off a cliff or drown?

Jump off a cliff. Less of a struggle.

Fight a fire-breathing metal acid super dark beam ultra saiyan dragon with a q-tip and a PILLOW PET (!!!) or murder Jesus Christ while the face of God looks on at you with menacingly threatening eyes; menacing enough to both guilt trip you to no end and pretty much insuring that he's gonna smite you with a bolt of lightning or something.

Kill Jesus.

Would you rather take a hyper beam or a falcon punch?

Kill Jesus.

Would you rather take a hyper beam or a falcon punch?

Hyper beam, it has low accuracy.
Would you rather have your mother or father killed?

Father. He's nice, but he's a whiny little peach sometimes.

Would you rather be Raptor Jesus or an Lolcat?

Father. He's nice, but he's a whiny little peach sometimes.

Would you rather be Raptor Jesus or an Lolcat?

Raptor Jesus. Don't really have a reason.

Would you rather wax your pubes (in the most painfull way) or have someone stick needles all over your body (and you'd feel them).

Wax pubes D:

Would you rather look like a player and get SMEGA Spammed or look like an NPC and the GMs laugh at you?

Player. I get smega spammed anyways.

Would you rather be Sarah's peach or Fiel's sex slave.

Player. I get smega spammed anyways.

Would you rather be Sarah's peach or Fiel's sex slave.

OH BOY! I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION!

I was never planning to unveil it, and leave it an inside joke between me, Spidey, Bacon, and maybe PirateIzzy and Jared if they were on but this is the perfect opportunity to post this:

 Legendary A++ Grade Buddy Chat Discussion

An insight: this was some time after Sarah criticized Spidey's posting habits; and she brought up a bizarre group of "followers". I joked about that to Spidey on Maple and compared that to her as Himegami on Odin; and then somehow derailed my own topic by bringing up the topic of the "true postergirl". Sorry about the poor description of a tsundere I gave; this is pretty much an off the top of my head definition that was poorly thought out and poorly worded.

Sarah, ALL THE WAY, BABY. I know that despite the rough image we all have of her from her somewhat aggressive posting that as she says herself, she's harboring lots of love and sweetness on the inside. "The most beautiful flower is the one who's beauty's never noticed."-that guy Spidey forgot.

Ah right: a question- I'd almost forgotten:

Would you rather sit through the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squequal or Garfield's live action?

Garfield is good o.O

Would you rather be told that you're going to die within the next 10 years and end up dying on the last day. Or would you rather not know when you're going to die and die tomorrow?

be told that you're going to die within the next 10 years and end up dying on the last day

Would you rather be the whip guy or the map guy? xD

If im the one with the whip as the whip guy, id be him.

Would you rather eat sushi off a neked asian girl, or eat a burrito off a fat latino.

eat sushi off a neked asian girl

Would you rather shave your legs by picking the hairs off with a pair of pliers or use the world's most dangerous lawn mower?

Pliers, i have the pain tolerance for it.

Would you rather speak with an Australian accent, or an Canadian?