Would You Rather...[Threads' Games]

Another simple game.

1. One person asks a "Would you rather" question.
2. Next poster answers and posts his/her own question.
3. Let's start!

Would you rather sleep with Greg or Mark?

Greg. Mark's apparent manliness will scar me (thinking it like those stories in prison).

*Would you rather be sad but wealthy, or happy but poor? You can't use the "use money to buy happiness" route.

happy+poor

Would you rather browse /b/ or basil?

/b/

Would you rather be born with an elephant on your back or suck on a cattle prod for 5 minutes?

Sad but wealthy. You're never truly happy anyway.

You've been in an accident that results in mental retardation, relatively close to being a vegetable.

Would you rather live the rest of your life in such a state, or die?


Edit - Fuck, ninja'd while thinking of a question.

I'd rather be born with an elephant on my back, I guess. It'd mean instant death anyway, so it's cool.

An hero.

Would you rather life without internet or life without a computer? (Since internet is on computer, if you chose internet, you can't do anything offline. No games, wordpad, paint, notepad, etc. And vise-versa if you chose computer, you can't do anything online.).

Internet.

I don't know about you, but there are online games, wordpad, paint, etc, etc.

Would you rather black or ugly?

UGLY HAW

would you rather be shot in preventing the shooting of a loved one or do nothing and watch them die

Id rather take the bullet a-@ least I wont have to deal with them being hurt and me not having much to do about it (but i did do something about it)

Would you rather lick a toad, or bite a gecko.

Lick a toad. Biting a gecko sounds unpleasant for both me and the gecko, but the toad would probably not mind as much, and there's a chance of getting high from it.

Would you rather Maple had a good community or responsive and caring customer service?

Maple having a good community--[Goes into Nostalgic mode and type for couple thousand paragraphs with reasons here], because even with responsive caring customer service nothing can be done about lost items and hackers.

Would you rather lose your sex drive or your sight?

Maple having a good community--[Goes into Nostalgic mode and type for couple thousand paragraphs with reasons here], because even with responsive caring customer service nothing can be done about lost items and hackers.

Would you rather lose your sex drive or your sight?

Sex drive.

Would you rather date a woman that exhibits your definition of absolute beauty, although dumb as a sack of potatoes, or date the hideous one that stimulates you mentally and emotionally?

Hideous one that stimulates you mentally and emotionally.

Contrary to many of your guys' opinions about women on here....I would much rather prefer someone who was intellectual than someone who was "beautiful."

Would you rather meet, in real life, Greg or Mark, only to discover that you have lived next to them all your life, and they end up doing things to your mother.

Greg.

Would you rather have homo sex with a human or hetero sex with an ape ?

If the ape has boobs, why not?

Would you rather stop at a traffic jam and wait it over or sneak your way through, potentially making it worse?

Wait it out, I'm lazy.

Would you rather post in a thread created by Threads or post your own "original" Funhouse thread?

Post in thread because i have no original ideas

Your are on a sinking ship, would you jump into the ocean and swim for a long distance or would u just let yourself die (assuming that no help is coming)

Die.

Would you rather be black or crippled?

Crippled.

Would you rather be the best of the worst or the worst of the best?

Crippled.

Would you rather be the best of the worst or the worst of the best?

I've been both (primary school = best of the worst school in the borough; secondary school = worst of the 3rd best school), I prefer being the worst of the best because I can get help from the highers.

Would you rather be black or gay?