Fix it with duct tape

So, here's what you do: a person presents a problem and you fix the problem with duct tape. Then, you present a problem for the next person to fix.

So, I'll start.

Problem: you're alone in the woods when you notice a bear, and it notices you. All you have is duct tape. Don't get eaten!

duct tape your entire body so the bear can't see you, and wouldn't eat you cause it's duct tape.


Problem: you are stranded in the dessert and is thirsty to death.

Use the duct tape to tape it's mouth shut (might wanna save some left over to strangle yourself with. Unless you wanna suffer being mauled by a bear).

Problem: you're alone in prison when you notice someone bigger and tougher than you, and they notice you. All you have is duct tape. Don't get raped!

Edit: Ninja'd

duct tape your entire body so the bear can't see you, and wouldn't eat you cause it's duct tape.


Problem: you are stranded in the dessert and is thirsty to death.

You eat the dessert with a spoon made out of duct tape.

Problem: You have a computer, but lack the RAM.

You eat the dessert with a spoon made out of duct tape.

Problem: You have a computer, but lack the RAM.

You plug in another stick of RAM in your pc made out of duct tape!

Problem: Fox News tries to broadcast truely fair and balanced news.

You plug in another stick of RAM in your pc made out of duct tape!

Problem: Fox News tries to broadcast truely fair and balanced news.

You rush to the studio and put duct tape on the mouths, eyes, hands, ears and noses of all the people there.

Problem: You cut off all your limbs but one arm by accident. You don't want to bleed to death. You only have duct tape and your one arm.

duct tape the arm cut off back on.

Problem: A tree falls on your house and you need to get it off.

duct tape the arm cut off back on.

Problem: A tree falls on your house and you need to get it off.

use a saw that you amde out of duct tape

Edit: d,oh i forgot the problem >_<

use a saw that you amde out of duct tape

wheres the scenario?

use a saw that you amde out of duct tape

You forgot to present a problem. I'll make the next problem for you, I guess.

Problem: you get a red ring of death on your Xbox.

You forgot to present a problem. I'll make the next problem for you, I guess.

Problem: you get a red ring of death on your Xbox.

use the duct tape to seal the box you use to send it away to be repaired.

youre being chased down by a horny girl that wants in your pants, but shes butt fugly and you arent attracted to her, and all you have is duct tape.

use the duct tape to seal the box you use to send it away to be repaired.

youre being chased down by a horny girl that wants in your pants, but shes butt fugly and you arent attracted to her, and all you have is duct tape.

Create a duct tape mask and put it over her head saying that if she does that then you'll have sex with her. Instead, make the mask and book it. You'll be gone before she even realizes what happened.

Problem: Your neighbor is stealing your newspaper.

duct tape all their doors/windows shut

problem: your internet is down

duct tape all their doors/windows shut

problem: your internet is down

Make a satellite dish from duct tape and reconnect.

Problem: you've been dropped from a plane 1250 meters above the Atlantic Ocean, 100 kilometers from the nearest coast.

Ductape a time machine to avoid the drop.

Problem: hyperhopper at a gay rights rally.

uhh... ductape hyperhoope entirely and make him watch it, nuff said

Problem: you get transported to the Pokemon world!

make a duct tapepokeball

problem: a troll appears on SP, but you have no computer, only duct tape

tape down his keyboard.

Problem: Your out of cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches!

I see no problem here.

who needs cheese when you have high quality duct tape! duct tape sanviches FTW!

problem: pink bean