The truth about Hyperhopper.

Ok so i've been reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes these times and i finally got an interesting case to prove my deduction habillity. I just did some observations on the past few days.

So we all know about Hyperhopper. At first, i was thinking that he was only an imature kid but then i looked at some facts.

1. So this guy ask like 10 times the same question. Even a 8 years old kid would understand that he cannot do that in everyday life. So we know this guy is probably like that only on these forums.

2. He perfectly knew that sone of his questions would reflete his imaturity but he asked them anyway.

3. I don't think that a guy (assuming he is straight) would call boobs "bumpie-thingies" even if he is like 10 years old. And be more interested in a squirrel picture then in a naked woman one.

4.Disregard of what we said to him, he continues to post on southperry normally.

Conclusions: so this guy knews that he should've kept his questions for himself. He knews that he would be bashed by other users. He knew that everybody would think he's a baby. That was all parts of his plans.

Assumptions

1.Hyperhopper is a guy that browse maple sites, suscribe and post to make it looks like he is plantain-headed to make people laugh at him.

2. Hyperhopper is an old sp user who decided to make us a bad joke.

3. Hyperhopper is just a little weird kid.

I'm liking assumptions 1, 2, and 3 combined into one super assumption.

Can he view this subforum still?

Yes he can. If im rite, he'll tell it to me.

And applause me gentlemens, i typed all that wall of text on an ipod touch.

I'm liking assumptions 1, 2, and 3 combined into one super assumption.

Can he view this subforum still?

Yeah he can, he's still a member.
And this thread deserves a gold star.

+1 Internets for you.

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Our secret is out. Crap.

He said he was banned from the funhouse, though I don't know how true that was.

And yeah, he's not a little kid. My theory is that he questions sexual content in irc just because he wants to hear the answers to the questions, he obviously gets something out of it :/

He's just a troll

He's a troll. Even if he's not, in both cases he's a really big idiot.

I expect everyone here to get an infraction. You all know better than to accuse people of being trolls, whether it's true or not. These are the type of things we here at southperry want to discourage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly BombsAway, mods don't use the Funhouse.

At first I thought he was a troll. Then I remembered, there was someone ALMOST like him (less annoying but just as stupid). Then I thought, "Hey he might be an idiot like that other guy"....since people that dumb really do exist. Whether he is a troll or not, he is an idiot for sure.

this is hyperhopper

why was he banned?

i liked the little guy..

this is hyperhopper

No, THIS is Hyperhopper. He even has a facebook.