How much is your sperm worth?

I don't think so.

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Note: Still in high school.

This + having never taken SAT invalidated my results. :[

25 bucks per sperm. Wow, everytime I fap I miss out on millions of dollars.

This + having never taken SAT invalidated my results. :[

25 bucks per sperm. Wow, everytime I fap I miss out on millions of dollars.

That^ is a win

Jewish is though. Hebrew people are jews.

You're joking right? I was raised Jewish, there isn't a scrap of my ancestry from outside of Europe. Not all Jews are Israeli and not all Israelis are Jews. Or, if you want to get all biblical sure, Hebrews are Jews. But they didn't ask for Hebrews, they asked for a term which could refer to any of 13 million people on the earth, 60% of which don't live in Israel*

In slightly related and only slightly more humorous news, I had to explain this to a girl at work last month too after she asked if I was "Hannukan"

Huh, it seems like if I had a doctorate my sperm would be worth 200 dollars instead. I should start stocking up and then sell it in 6 months.

I don't think so.

Quoted both to second Ken.

$15.

I blame my allergies, chronic back pains, hazel eyes, and ethnicity.

It is actually possible to get $150.

Trying out other combinations to see if you can get higher.

Max I could have actually gotten was $100. Don't think you can get any higher.

Go for the tall, healthy, rich, smart route. lol

I thought all I needed was a Doctorate to be worth 200, but it seems like I also needed to have like no body or facial hair.

I can't get higher than 150. I dunno what the 'ideal' ethnicity is.

lol, not really. $60.

At the rate this is going, I'm going to be expecting a photoshopped "OVER 9000" image soon. If I don't see one, I will be extremely disappointed in the community here at SouthPerry.

Southperry is not full of faggots, so I don't expect to see an "Over 9000" image anytime soon.

Very last one possible.
http://www.onlineeducation.net/sperm_qui...eleven.png doesn't work.

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I would call you a name, but I don't want another infraction.

You make me ashamed I have the same name as you.

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Go back to the stand of a certain spice.

This thing's racist!!!!!!!

Black isn't on there.