The [Almost] Never-Ending Comic*

Welcome artists and non-artists of Southperry!
This is a thread in which you get to express your creativity, or therefore lack of, in a never ending comic (almost). You might ask 'Why this is in the Funhouse" well, this isn't suppose to be a marvelous piece of work, more than it is trying to be a comic of stupidity, nonsense, and really bad drawing.(mixed in with good.)

Rules:
Not many, but some.
1. There must be some continuity between pages/panels/posts.
For example, if Poster A has a character eat 12 tons of beans and leaves on has the character going to the bathroom in the last panel, Poster B cannot the continue the Panel with the character sleeping soundly in bed.

There must be some sense of continuation, even if it is extremely loosely connected.

2. When characters are introduced, they must at least be introduced with a name.
Also, they cannot be killed off for at least 3 posts. (Anyone can kill off a character, they can be resurrected though, and killed in the smae post)

3. ORIGINALITY. Seriously, no copying and pasting. However, this is easily avoided due to the need of continuity. You can draw with any program you have, you can even scan something up, it just has to be original.

4. When drawing someone elses character, you do not have to perfectly replicate them, it can be a stick figure, but there has to be a minimal resemblance.

5. There can be any number of panels in a page/post.

6. Anyone can join, regardless if you can draw or not.
Note: Can be in color or black and white, up to the nest poster's choice
Note2: Dialogue (Speaking) isn't a requirement
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Current Characters:
Green = Alive
Red = Dead

 Characters

1. Perry


2. Gillz

His weapon is actually attached to his hand, but he often forgets what the hell it even is. He has a bookbag that is filled with money, however his back will break if he tries to turn to take it off. In other words, he cannot touch this money. It will forever be there to tease him, and for that he must make people suffer. He has a bad history with Fiel, who once told him he could "keep the change" after Gillz made a pizza delivery. Since then, he has plotted his revenge against Fiel.

3. Mark


Gillz's childhood friend who would often dream of romantic relations with Gillz. Since they were children, they were inseparable. She tries to get Gillz's attention, but often ends up failing because Gillz is an oblivious oaf. Sometimes she tries too hard and ends up in embarrassing situations. Her ass is a rocket engine.

Note - She has a childhood memory of her and Gillz playing together in a sandbox. They both made a promise with each other, that they'd get married when they were older. Mark remembers this promise, but it seems Gillz doesn't...or perhaps it was all in Mark's mind, since she does daydream a lot.

4. Smegma


He was in a war that nobody remembers, because Government officials did a mind wipe on everyone who knew of the war, except for Smegma. Because of this, he has to constantly watch his back to make sure he isn't being watched. He holds a strong resentment towards Fiel, who was a wartime companion. Back in the war, Fiel said that he'd go out and get some help after Smegma's arm was melted off with a enemy blow dryer. Smegma wanted to die a heroic death in the battlefield. Instead, he was saved by Fiel. For this, Fiel cannot be forgiven.

Him and Gillz used to work together at a local pizzeria.

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Start Panel:

Copy Felix's title, not original.

Try again.

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I feel so sorry for anyone who tries to make something reasonably artistic, then gets ninja'd

I think I like where this thread is going.

eh?

Didn't realize someone had already followed Spidey's post (because I couldn't make out much of what it contained). I'll leave it here anyway.

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Oh right, I forgot the rules and just posted a pic. Excuse me for that.

Perry is hospitalized with half his torso cut off, but not dead, so it's all cool.

Making profiles for my new guys in a sec.

Gillz

His weapon is actually attached to his hand, but he often forgets what the hell it even is. He has a bookbag that is filled with money, however his back will break if he tries to turn to take it off. In other words, he cannot touch this money. It will forever be there to tease him, and for that he must make people suffer. He has a bad history with Fiel, who once told him he could "keep the change" after Gillz made a pizza delivery. Since then, he has plotted his revenge against Fiel.

Mark


Gillz's childhood friend who would often dream of romantic relations with Gillz. Since they were children, they were inseparable. She tries to get Gillz's attention, but often ends up failing because Gillz is an oblivious oaf. Sometimes she tries too hard and ends up in embarrassing situations. Her ass is a rocket engine.

Note - She has a childhood memory of her and Gillz playing together in a sandbox. They both made a promise with each other, that they'd get married when they were older. Mark remembers this promise, but it seems Gillz doesn't...or perhaps it was all in Mark's mind, since she does daydream a lot.

Smegma


He was in a war that nobody remembers, because Government officials did a mind wipe on everyone who knew of the war, except for Smegma. Because of this, he has to constantly watch his back to make sure he isn't being watched. He holds a strong resentment towards Fiel, who was a wartime companion. Back in the war, Fiel said that he'd go out and get some help after Smegma's arm was melted off with a enemy blow dryer. Smegma wanted to die a heroic death in the battlefield. Instead, he was saved by Fiel. For this, Fiel cannot be forgiven.

Him and Gillz used to work together at a local pizzeria.

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