Could you get someone pregnant this way?

wow...you can not get pregnant from a toilet seat. Jesus christ lol....

Oh question :

If I give a blow job and swallow can I get pregnant ?!?!?!@?ASDG@#(%(!?!?!>

Yes. Because it's God's way of punishing you.

Yes. Because it's God's way of punishing you.

I think i've already been punished

wow...you can not get pregnant from a toilet seat. Jesus christ lol....

Oh question :

If I give a blow job and swallow can I get pregnant ?!?!?!@?ASDG@#(%(!?!?!>

Yes, you will get pregnant. But, what you can do to stop this from happening is swallowing a bunch of bleach after. The bleach will kill all of the sperm, so you won't get pregnant. This works for vaginal penetration too, because when you swallow the bleach and pee it out, your urine will go through your fallopian tubes into your ovaries and then back out your urethra because it's all connected. The bleach from your urine will kill the sperm completely. Works with anal pregnancy as well.

You realize sperm has to be inserted in, it doesn't find it's way in.

Once it IS in, it finds its way to the egg.

You realize sperm has to be inserted in, it doesn't find it's way in.

Once it IS in, it finds its way to the egg.

This is a common misconception teens make, much like the "you can't get pregnant if you're both virgins" or "that priest doesn't know what he's talking about, Satan doesn't make all condoms" myths. (I assure you, that priest is a very reputable source. Who can you trust if you can't trust your own Holy Father?)

The fact of the matter is, sperm is an airborne virus that can be absorbed by the lungs if you inhale near it. Sperm can survive temperatures of -273°C, close to absolute zero, temperatures as high as 151 °C (303 °F), 1,000 times more radiation than other animals (more than even full grown humans), almost a century without water, and even the vacuum of space. Indeed, it is because of these little critters that the human race strives as well as it does today.

They are very strong cells, and must be killed properly if you wish to protect yourself from pregnancy.

So far, the only known weaknesses of sperm are; Bleach, Ammonia (Bleach and Ammonia together gets the job done faster), Dr.Pepper, and bear feces.

Just so you know, birth control pills always use one or more of those in their ingredients.

Could you win the lottery if you went out tomorrow and bought a ticket?

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Could you win the lottery if you went out tomorrow and bought a ticket?

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No. What does that have to do with my Sex Ed class?
Get out of my classroom if you're going to be a joker. We've no room for class clowns in this serious discussion.

Wai?

No. What does that have to do with my Sex Ed class?
Get out of my classroom if you're going to be a joker. We've no room for class clowns in this serious discussion.

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This is such a train wreck, yet i can not look away.

./popcorn

Water Bear is not pleased with your bullcrap, Spidey.

This is a common misconception teens make, much like the "you can't get pregnant if you're both virgins" or "that priest doesn't know what he's talking about, Satan doesn't make all condoms" myths. (I assure you, that priest is a very reputable source. Who can you trust if you can't trust your own Holy Father?)

The fact of the matter is, sperm is an airborne virus that can be absorbed by the lungs if you inhale near it. Sperm can survive temperatures of -273°C, close to absolute zero, temperatures as high as 151 °C (303 °F), 1,000 times more radiation than other animals (more than even full grown humans), almost a century without water, and even the vacuum of space. Indeed, it is because of these little critters that the human race strives as well as it does today.

They are very strong cells, and must be killed properly if you wish to protect yourself from pregnancy.

So far, the only known weaknesses of sperm are; Bleach, Ammonia (Bleach and Ammonia together gets the job done faster), Dr.Pepper, and bear feces.

Just so you know, birth control pills always use one or more of those in their ingredients.

I'm sorry Spidey but unless you have 2D visual aid to back up what you're saying as you usually do, I'll leave all my science learning to this man




And he tells me the human digestive system is no way connected to the uterus or ovaries or anything else relevant to the reproductive mechanisms; you're either doing it right or doing it wrong and swallowing to get pregnant is the latter. As much of a pretty cool guy as sperm is, eh does afraid of everything and will likely be killed by stomach acids if not before then. That stuff will dissolve even magnesium metal. The only thing swallowing will give is AIDS faster than browsing the interbutts without some sort of protection. Also, the game.

Derp

Spidey is my hero.

actually serious input:

it IS possible to have anal sex and the girl to become pregnant. if she "excretes," for lack of a better term, the after effects of your love making, and it oozes down into her vagina and into her womb, it is possible to get her pregnant. but you'd have to be positioned just right for that anyways.


but who cares. feminazi scientists have done the impossible and made lesbians able to have natural children. we men are obsolete now. with robotics, our strength is useless, and with computers out minds are worthless. penis? dildos my friend. yep, in every way, men as a gender for humanity are now no longer needed. time to man up and get a sex change boys. or should i say ladies.

feminazi scientists have done the impossible and made lesbians able to have natural children. we men are obsolete now. with robotics, our strength is useless, and with computers out minds are worthless. penis? dildos my friend. yep, in every way, men as a gender for humanity are now no longer needed. time to man up and get a sex change boys. or should i say ladies.

only prob all of us guys getting a gender reassignment surgery is we'd be even more useless as our reproductive organs become purely superficial...

Spidey is my hero.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

She used to be funny.

Getting tedious now.

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brb cleaning my toilet seat

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