Could you get someone pregnant this way?

I was just thinking about the following two scenarios. Not that I fap or anything:

1) You fap in the toilet. Girl comes in after you to do her business.

2) You fap in the shower. Girl comes in after to, you know, take a bath.

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Are you fcking kidding me?

Yes.

Depends on how hard you fapped.

I can see why someone might think the bath one would work, assuming your Jesus Juices spread in the water, but the toilet...? Really...?
Now if you two shared toilet paper....

Do you have an education? lol.

1)If sperm lands on the toilet seat and isnt fully removed and the girl sits down it is possible for the sperm to enter the vagina and proceed into the fallopian tubes and inseminate the ovaries.

2)Sperm can swim, so ya know, if they arent 100% cleaned then there is a chance

1) Yes.

2) Yes, but why would that ever happen? If it's a bath, you don't bathe in water that the person before you bathed in. If it's a shower, what're the chances of her rubbing her vag on the exact spot that you came on?

Not that I fap or anything

What?

Look, guys, I don't have the slightest idea how one faps, I just know what happens next.

Just wonderin'.

only if i or Mr T do it

I don't have the slightest idea how one faps

1. Drop shorts.
   
2. Grasp Penis firmly.
   
3. Move hand up and down shaft until exhaustion or satisfaction. Which ever is first.
   

Look, guys, I don't have the slightest idea how one faps, I just know what happens next.

Just wonderin'.

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It's okay if you eat birth control pills before jerking off. I know someone who jerked off on his sister's tampon without her knowing, and then he laughed when she used it and told her. It's okay though, because he ate birth control pills before hand, so there was no reason for her and her family to make a big deal about it.

Look, guys, not knowing how to fap DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO KNOW. I don't like where this thread is going.

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I love that shirt.

@Spidey: ... what

Ah, you need stimulation. Spidey, I believe that's your specialty.

Ah, you need stimulation. Spidey, I believe that's your specialty.

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OP, how old are you?

This remind me of Grey's Anatomy, when that person peed in a river......

wow...you can not get pregnant from a toilet seat. Jesus christ lol....

Oh question :

If I give a blow job and swallow can I get pregnant ?!?!?!@?ASDG@#(%(!?!?!>