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Hello, and welcome to [SIZE="3"]Southperotica[/SIZE], your number one source for user-submitted adult-situation stories about your favourite southperricans. We all know you've fascinated about what it would be if some of the locals were put into sexual situations; we see the tension all over the forums. Now is your chance to publish those thoughts and perhaps provide some joy to the otherwise loveless lives of your favourite southperricans.

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1. Please refrain from posting any images, as this experience should be stimulating entirely through the use of text.
2. As obvious as Mark and Greg boning is, please try to use variety when choosing characters for your Southperotica.
3. Enjoy your fapping and rectal stimulation!

Thanks, and enjoy your stay at Southperotica.


I will submit some stories of my own later. Also if you write a story but are afraid you'll get flamed for it or something, PM it to me and I'll post it anonymously.

I see this going no where good... and fast.

In that case, I'll post my story later. It's full of juicy-ness with hot boys and poast.

Also, oOoFayeoOo's "cave of life" brings memories.

I may be reading this wrong. Are we even allowed to post lemons here? It seems like it'd be borderlining the rules a bit. After all, words can arouse more than images if used properly, and I can be pretty descriptive when I randomly get in the mood to write something.

Meh, either way I'd be interested enough in making one for SP members, but it'd be nice to have some clarity as to whether this is even against the rules or not. If anyone needs me to elaborate more on what I mean I can send a PM with some sample crap of stuff I've one (some of which has even spread out into other places and saved as pasta).

Keep it rated R and not X and you're fine.

I may be reading this wrong. Are we even allowed to post lemons here? It seems like it'd be borderlining the rules a bit. After all, words can arouse more than images if used properly, and I can be pretty descriptive when I randomly get in the mood to write something.

Meh, either way I'd be interested enough in making one for SP members, but it'd be nice to have some clarity as to whether this is even against the rules or not. If anyone needs me to elaborate more on what I mean I can send a PM with some sample crap of stuff I've one (some of which has even spread out into other places and saved as pasta).

This is entirely meant to be humourous, and I've got Fiel's seal of approval on the thread. If your post is really graphic you could easily spoiler it and write NSFW, but I think the title of the thread implies that it's not safe for anywhere.

I would've posted an example but unless I can get through to my client in the next 20 minutes, I've got a meeting to go to.

If someone hadnt baleeted mine....

And given me an infraction...

I see this going no where good... and fast.

In that case, I'll post my story later. It's full of juicy-ness with hot boys and poast.

Katie- I only see good in this.

Keep it rated R and not X and you're fine.

Hmmmm, so in other words...romantic situations without being too explicit?

All I can pretty much think of is some kind of romance story, where at most the "sexual encounter" will be nothing more than a vague reference in the story. Something like (off the top of my head quick mini-scenario):

 Trying to be explicit without going too far. This okay?

Greg was pinned down on Mark's bed, his shirt pulled slightly above his nipples. Mark's hands glide gently across Greg's torso as the two continue their passionate kiss. Their tongues intertwined with each other, as years worth of tension that has built up were finally being released. Mark's hands swept across Greg's torso, brushing his fingers through whatever hair, until eventually coming to a stop at his right nipple. Mark slowly pulled away from his passionate kiss with Greg and looked him in the eyes, a sinister smile lit on his face.

"M-Mark, wait. It's still my first ti-"

Before Greg can finish, Mark attacked Greg with another kiss. Unable to resist, Greg gave in to Mark's aggression and relaxed his body. Once again, Mark pulled away from this kiss, this time lowering his head down to Greg's ear and nibbling on his lobe tenderly. A small squeal of pain twisted with pleasure escaped from Greg's lips as he wrapped his arms around Mark's muscular frame. Mark releases his hold on Greg's lobe. Instead, he sticks in tongue into Greg's ear and slowly licks around.

"Ahh, bro wait. That feels weird-"

Mark doesn't listen to Greg's pleads. He continues licking inside, despite feeling Greg's quivering body beneath him. Finally, Mark's tongue slowly pulls out of Greg's ear.

"Don't worry...I'll be gentle..."

He whispers into Greg's ear, turning off the light with his free hand. There in the darkness of night, their bodies become one.

Like that? Rushed story, it's just used as an example anyway. That's as far as it can go, correct? If it's too far, feel free to remove and infract or whatever. If it can't even touch this kind of intimacy then I dunno what can be included in it that is sexual aside from kissing.

Is light petting allowed?

If someone hadnt baleeted mine....

And given me an infraction...

PM system. Use it to send it to me please. I'd like to get a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed, so seeing what you got infracted for would be a nice example for me. R rated movies are allowed to have sexual encounters in them, though I guess they're not too focused on it.

In any case, the line between X and R for me is like blurred.

"Sex in the movie, but it has plot? R."

"Sex a reoccurring theme in the movie, with little to no focus on the plot? X."

Hmmmm, so in other words...romantic situations without being too explicit?

All I can pretty much think of is some kind of romance story, where at most the "sexual encounter" will be nothing more than a vague reference in the story. Something like (off the top of my head quick mini-scenario):

 Trying to be explicit without going too far. This okay?

Greg was pinned down on Mark's bed, his shirt pulled slightly above his nipples. Mark's hands glide gently across Greg's torso as the two continue their passionate kiss. Their tongues intertwined with each other, as years worth of tension that has built up were finally being released. Mark's hands swept across Greg's torso, brushing his fingers through whatever hair, until eventually coming to a stop at his right nipple. Mark slowly pulled away from his passionate kiss with Greg and looked him in the eyes, a sinister smile lit on his face.

"M-Mark, wait. It's still my first ti-"

Before Greg can finish, Mark attacked Greg with another kiss. Unable to resist, Greg gave in to Mark's aggression and relaxed his body. Once again, Mar pulled away from this kiss, this time lowering his head down to Greg's ear and nibbling on his lobe tenderly. A small squeal of pain twisted with pleasure escaped from Greg's lips as he wrapped his arms around Mark's muscular frame. Mark releases his hold on Greg's lobe. Instead, he sticks in tongue into Greg's ear and slowly licks around.

"Ahh, bro wait. That feels weird-"

Mark doesn't listen to Greg's pleads. He continues licking inside, despite feeling Greg's quivering body beneath him. Finally, Mark's tongue slowly pulls out of Greg's ear.

"Don't worry...I'll be gentle..."

He whispers into Greg's ear, turning off the light with his free hand. There in the darkness of night, their bodies become one.

Like that? Rushed story, it's just used as an example anyway. That's as far as it can go, correct? If it's too far, feel free to remove and infract or whatever. If it can't even touch this kind of intimacy then I dunno what can be included in it that is sexual aside from kissing.

I intend to go much more graphic than that. I think as long as you avoid things like "his rectum quivered with excitement" it is probably not so bad. I dunno though. This topic won't be as fun if we can't go into actual sexual acts.

Also the idea is to include southperry references. Making a gay-love story story with names the same as southperry members isn't very impactful or funny. For example, if I were writing a story about Fiel I would probably include "extractions" in it. Or for Isaac it would reference him hunting cards... and more. Based on my angry personality you could easily write a story about me raping someone violently. Those are just a couple of examples.

PM system. Use it to send it to me please. I'd like to get a better understanding of what is and isn't allowed, so seeing what you got infracted for would be a nice example for me.

I'm fairly sure you saw part of it since it was in BombsAway's user messages... I don't have a copy saved though.

 not safe for brain?

edward/chompy glitterfsck!

Also the idea is to include southperry references.

His eyes in the night air as he was covered in hot sweet man juice..

Also the idea is to include southperry references. Making a gay-love story story with names the same as southperry members isn't very impactful or funny. For example, if I were writing a story about Fiel I would probably include "extractions" in it. Or for Isaac it would reference him hunting cards... and more. Based on my angry personality you could easily write a story about me raping someone violently. Those are just a couple of examples.

Not everyone has an explicitly noticeable special trait though. Even with those that do, it could be seen as trolling ("why am I so disagreed with? I'm outta here".)
While some people are open-minded enough to allow some harmless fun, I could name a few people with potential traits that can turn out to be overly sensitive.

That being said, I had a whole-hearted hard-on at Spidey's love comic.

I intend to go much more graphic than that. I think as long as you avoid things like "his rectum quivered with excitement" it is probably not so bad. I dunno though. This topic won't be as fun if we can't go into actual sexual acts.

Also the idea is to include southperry references. Making a gay-love story story with names the same as southperry members isn't very impactful or funny. For example, if I were writing a story about Fiel I would probably include "extractions" in it. Or for Isaac it would reference him hunting cards... and more. Based on my angry personality you could easily write a story about me raping someone violently. Those are just a couple of examples.

I can go very explicit, but it seems that Paul does have a guideline on what's far and too far for the thread. It actually takes longer for me to think of a scenario that avoids the actual action of sex, while keeping a strong sexual influence in the scene. For instance, the ending of my example off the top of my head was so cheesy and chiche that I had to think about how I could word it better for like a full 10 minutes before posting. Then I just gave up and left the line in. If it was anything else, I'd be able to end it better.


Here's an example of one of my old works. It's a bit detailed without going too much into detail, if that makes sense. If it's inappropriate, remove it.

 lolfic

It was a dark and cold night. Yuno had just woken up when she heard a noise in her room. She looked around pulling the blanket slowly over her face.

"I-is anybody there?"

The wind howled through her opened window. She rubbed her eyes slowly and got out of bed to close it. Suddenly, she heard movement behind her. She let out a small yelp and turned around quickly, only to find a cat looking up at her.

"Oh, hey there. You're the one that I heard. You must be cold staying out there all alone like that..."

She said as she pet the cat's head softly with a smile. Upon further inspection, Yuno realized she'd seen the cat before. It was the same cat that Miyako had found in her room weeks before.

"Ahhh, I remember you! You came back! I'm glad you're safe..."
"...Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

The cat let out deeply looking at Yuno. Yuno quickly went into her fridge to get some salmon she left from that night's dinner. The cat nearly swallowed the salmon whole when she took it out for him.

"Woah, you're really hungry!"

She said as she watched in amazement at just how much he reminded her of Miyako.

The cat looked up at her with half a salmon poking from his mouth. He put the salmon down slowly and walked to Yuno, laying belly side up on her lap. A smile lit up on Yuno’s face from this cute act. As she started to rub his belly, she thought of waking Miyako up but didn't want to interrupt her sleep at this time of night. While petting him she suddenly felt a smooth wet part. She screamed slightly and looked down, breaking out of her train of thought. She hadn't noticed her hand had been slowly petting down the cats belly further and further.

She stared at the cat's penis for a little and looked at her hand.

"...That's right...you're a boy cat..."
She paused for a few seconds before placing her hand back on the cat, this time directly on his penis. She stroked it slowly at first with her small, soft fingers. The cat purred pleasingly at the feel of Yuno's skin. Yuno grabbed his hardened penis with two fingers now, and started stroking it faster. For some reason, she started feeling her breathing getting faster. She didn’t realize how excited she was getting over this. She slowly moved her hips back and forth, rubbing the cat's back against the crotch of her cotton pajamas as she played with his member.

Suddenly, the awkward feeling of her panties clinging to her skin from subtle moisture brought her to a realization of what she was doing. Part of her thought she should stop, but she couldn’t. She rubbed the cat even faster. He let out a loud meow and extended his legs in the air. Yuno finally bent her head downwards and took a slow lick at its tip. Her lips twisted slightly and she withdrew her head at the bitter taste of the drop on his tip, but she tried again. It wasn't so bad the second time around.


She clamped her lips around its tip delicately and sucked softly. Her hands prodded around at his balls carefully. She pulled his penis out her mouth and looked at his balls as her fingers felt around them

"These are really big...but then again, you're a big cat so I guess that makes sense..."

The cat slapped her hand with his tail and looked down at his penis.

"Okay okay, I'll keep going..."

Yuno said with a slight giggle as she continued where she left off.


As she sucked a bit harder he wagged his tail wildly. Eventually he let out a long "Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" as he shot his white fluids onto her soft tongue. She pulled his plantain out slowly and spat out his cum into one hand.

"This is how it looks like?..."

Yuno said curiously as she played with it in her hand a bit, picking out strands of fur that got into it. She looked at it slowly drip down her fingers. She pulled down her cotton pajama bottom and panties with her clean hand, revealing her smooth wet vagina. She dabbed her fingers into her cupped hand full of cat semen and rubbed it slowly against her slit.



Yuno closed her eyes and slightly opened her mouth as she let a small moan escape from her lips.

"Mmmmmm, this is the first time I've done something like this...I feel like such a horrible person...but I can't stop"

Just then, she felt something else rubbing against her. She opened her eyes slowly and looked down. The cat was licking her clit with his rough tongue. She gasped shockingly at first.

"S-stop, that tickles...Stop Kitty..."

She said weakly to the cat. But instead, the cat moved her clitoris into his mouth. He sucked on it pleasingly. Yuno's body weakened, she closed her eyes again and let her body fall back slowly.

"N- no, this is wrong, I can't do this."

She thought to herself. But she was paralyzed with pleasure. All she can do was sit back and pant softly as the cat licked her up like a can of tuna.

After enjoying her clit, the cat moved down to sticking his tongue into her. As he continued with his treat, Yuno's tight virgin plum slowly blossomed open, showing her bright pink insides. As Yuno felt his tongue enter her she couldn't help it anymore. She let out a louder moan than before. Finally claiming control of her body again she pet the cat's head lovingly as he licked faster and faster. Sticking his tongue as far into her as he can reach and making her juices come out more and more by the second. Yuno's small feet curled up slightly, and she clamped the cat firmly between her legs. She unbuttoned her top and grabbed her right breast, rubbing her erect pink nipple slowly while continuing petting the cat with her left hand.

As she rubbed her nipple harder and groped her breast more she breathed harder. Suddenly she felt the cat stop, but after felt paws on her tummy. She looked down, before she could realize what she was seeing she felt something thick go inside her plum.

"W-w-w-waaaaaaaaait, nooooooooo you can't go this far-"

But while she said one thing, her body reacted the other. She could feel herself getting more wet. Her tight plum clenched his penis into her. He licked her belly button sensually as he started thrusting into her. Yuno moaned louder. She grabbed onto the cat's back and moved her hips along with it.

"I guess it's not disobeying mom and dad's trust if I'm not doing this with a guy...right?"

The confused girl thought to herself as she moaned louder and louder.


The cat meowed loudly as he pounded harder into Yuno's frail body. He could feel every bump, curve, and grove inside her. He speed up and slammed harder into her. She let out a small scream as a trickle of blood flowed down her thigh. Yuno's eyes watered a little.

"It hurts a bit, but I don't want him to stop. Keep on....Good kitty...."

Suddenly, she felt her plum heating up. She moaned louder, her soft to medium volume moans raising o that of screams. She felt a stream of hot liquid shoot deep inside her. Aw that moment she screamed as loud as she could. Her whole body tensed up. She had her first orgasm, it felt so good she hadn't noticed the drop of droll the rolled out her mouth and down her chin. She laid on the floor panting heavily. She smiled wide and looked at the cat. She smiled wide and giggled softly.

"You really are a good cat..."

Just then, she heard running outside. Her door slammed open and Miyako, Hiro, and Sae ran into Yuno's apartment with worried looks on their faces.

"YUNO, WE HEARD SCREAMING AN-...."

Hiro stopped mid sentence and covered her eyes with her hands quickly.

"I-I'm sorry!"

She said quickly running out. Sae stared, jaw dropped, glasses falling off her face. Miyako just bursted into laughter.

"N-no it it it's not what it looks likeeeeeeee!"

Yuno screamed in embarrassment, her face red as a beat. In all the excitement she hadn't noticed how loud her screams had gotten.

"Don't worry Yunnochi, you're secret's safe with us~ Don't let species get in the way of love!"

Miyako teased.

"Miya-chaaaaaaaaaaan"

Yuno yelled as she quickly got up on her feet and brushed the cat hair off her. The cat smirked as he walked slowly over to the window.


-The end-

Actually, that's the unedited version, so it's even less detailed than the polished up finished product.

I'm fairly sure you saw part of it since it was in BombsAway's user messages... I don't have a copy saved though.

Ah, that one. Didn't think you got infracted for it. I think I actually saved it, caus I found it funny.



Edit: I'm off to read some Kirakira, be back in a few hours or so. Maybe not, since when I finish I may just jump on 2x exp in MS.

Based on my angry personality you could easily write a story about me raping someone violently.

Kinky. Even though I've never really seen you as a truly angry person.


I might contribute something later on if I get really, really, really bored. Otherwise I'll just be enjoying this thread since it's going to be hilarious.

Inb4greg ejaculates all over his computer because women are fantasizing about him.

 Spoiler

Even if it's fantasizing about gay sex with mark

 lolfic

It was a dark and cold night. Yuno had just woken up when she heard a noise in her room. She looked around pulling the blanket slowly over her face.

"I-is anybody there?"

The wind howled through her opened window. She rubbed her eyes slowly and got out of bed to close it. Suddenly, she heard movement behind her. She let out a small yelp and turned around quickly, only to find a cat looking up at her.

"Oh, hey there. You're the one that I heard. You must be cold staying out there all alone like that..."

She said as she pet the cat's head softly with a smile. Upon further inspection, Yuno realized she'd seen the cat before. It was the same cat that Miyako had found in her room weeks before.

"Ahhh, I remember you! You came back! I'm glad you're safe..."
"...Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

The cat let out deeply looking at Yuno. Yuno quickly went into her fridge to get some salmon she left from that night's dinner. The cat nearly swallowed the salmon whole when she took it out for him.

"Woah, you're really hungry!"

She said as she watched in amazement at just how much he reminded her of Miyako.

The cat looked up at her with half a salmon poking from his mouth. He put the salmon down slowly and walked to Yuno, laying belly side up on her lap. A smile lit up on Yuno’s face from this cute act. As she started to rub his belly, she thought of waking Miyako up but didn't want to interrupt her sleep at this time of night. While petting him she suddenly felt a smooth wet part. She screamed slightly and looked down, breaking out of her train of thought. She hadn't noticed her hand had been slowly petting down the cats belly further and further.

She stared at the cat's penis for a little and looked at her hand.

"...That's right...you're a boy cat..."
She paused for a few seconds before placing her hand back on the cat, this time directly on his penis. She stroked it slowly at first with her small, soft fingers. The cat purred pleasingly at the feel of Yuno's skin. Yuno grabbed his hardened penis with two fingers now, and started stroking it faster. For some reason, she started feeling her breathing getting faster. She didn’t realize how excited she was getting over this. She slowly moved her hips back and forth, rubbing the cat's back against the crotch of her cotton pajamas as she played with his member.

Suddenly, the awkward feeling of her panties clinging to her skin from subtle moisture brought her to a realization of what she was doing. Part of her thought she should stop, but she couldn’t. She rubbed the cat even faster. He let out a loud meow and extended his legs in the air. Yuno finally bent her head downwards and took a slow lick at its tip. Her lips twisted slightly and she withdrew her head at the bitter taste of the drop on his tip, but she tried again. It wasn't so bad the second time around.


She clamped her lips around its tip delicately and sucked softly. Her hands prodded around at his balls carefully. She pulled his penis out her mouth and looked at his balls as her fingers felt around them

"These are really big...but then again, you're a big cat so I guess that makes sense..."

The cat slapped her hand with his tail and looked down at his penis.

"Okay okay, I'll keep going..."

Yuno said with a slight giggle as she continued where she left off.


As she sucked a bit harder he wagged his tail wildly. Eventually he let out a long "Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" as he shot his white fluids onto her soft tongue. She pulled his plantain out slowly and spat out his cum into one hand.

"This is how it looks like?..."

Yuno said curiously as she played with it in her hand a bit, picking out strands of fur that got into it. She looked at it slowly drip down her fingers. She pulled down her cotton pajama bottom and panties with her clean hand, revealing her smooth wet vagina. She dabbed her fingers into her cupped hand full of cat semen and rubbed it slowly against her slit.



Yuno closed her eyes and slightly opened her mouth as she let a small moan escape from her lips.

"Mmmmmm, this is the first time I've done something like this...I feel like such a horrible person...but I can't stop"

Just then, she felt something else rubbing against her. She opened her eyes slowly and looked down. The cat was licking her clit with his rough tongue. She gasped shockingly at first.

"S-stop, that tickles...Stop Kitty..."

She said weakly to the cat. But instead, the cat moved her clitoris into his mouth. He sucked on it pleasingly. Yuno's body weakened, she closed her eyes again and let her body fall back slowly.

"N- no, this is wrong, I can't do this."

She thought to herself. But she was paralyzed with pleasure. All she can do was sit back and pant softly as the cat licked her up like a can of tuna.

After enjoying her clit, the cat moved down to sticking his tongue into her. As he continued with his treat, Yuno's tight virgin plum slowly blossomed open, showing her bright pink insides. As Yuno felt his tongue enter her she couldn't help it anymore. She let out a louder moan than before. Finally claiming control of her body again she pet the cat's head lovingly as he licked faster and faster. Sticking his tongue as far into her as he can reach and making her juices come out more and more by the second. Yuno's small feet curled up slightly, and she clamped the cat firmly between her legs. She unbuttoned her top and grabbed her right breast, rubbing her erect pink nipple slowly while continuing petting the cat with her left hand.

As she rubbed her nipple harder and groped her breast more she breathed harder. Suddenly she felt the cat stop, but after felt paws on her tummy. She looked down, before she could realize what she was seeing she felt something thick go inside her plum.

"W-w-w-waaaaaaaaait, nooooooooo you can't go this far-"

But while she said one thing, her body reacted the other. She could feel herself getting more wet. Her tight plum clenched his penis into her. He licked her belly button sensually as he started thrusting into her. Yuno moaned louder. She grabbed onto the cat's back and moved her hips along with it.

"I guess it's not disobeying mom and dad's trust if I'm not doing this with a guy...right?"

The confused girl thought to herself as she moaned louder and louder.


The cat meowed loudly as he pounded harder into Yuno's frail body. He could feel every bump, curve, and grove inside her. He speed up and slammed harder into her. She let out a small scream as a trickle of blood flowed down her thigh. Yuno's eyes watered a little.

"It hurts a bit, but I don't want him to stop. Keep on....Good kitty...."

Suddenly, she felt her plum heating up. She moaned louder, her soft to medium volume moans raising o that of screams. She felt a stream of hot liquid shoot deep inside her. Aw that moment she screamed as loud as she could. Her whole body tensed up. She had her first orgasm, it felt so good she hadn't noticed the drop of droll the rolled out her mouth and down her chin. She laid on the floor panting heavily. She smiled wide and looked at the cat. She smiled wide and giggled softly.

"You really are a good cat..."

Just then, she heard running outside. Her door slammed open and Miyako, Hiro, and Sae ran into Yuno's apartment with worried looks on their faces.

"YUNO, WE HEARD SCREAMING AN-...."

Hiro stopped mid sentence and covered her eyes with her hands quickly.

"I-I'm sorry!"

She said quickly running out. Sae stared, jaw dropped, glasses falling off her face. Miyako just bursted into laughter.

"N-no it it it's not what it looks likeeeeeeee!"

Yuno screamed in embarrassment, her face red as a beat. In all the excitement she hadn't noticed how loud her screams had gotten.

"Don't worry Yunnochi, you're secret's safe with us~ Don't let species get in the way of love!"

Miyako teased.

"Miya-chaaaaaaaaaaan"

Yuno yelled as she quickly got up on her feet and brushed the cat hair off her. The cat smirked as he walked slowly over to the window.


-The end-

Thanks!
I didn't PLAN to fap to sad lonely girl blowing her cat porn..
But How can I resist?

Ah, that one. Didn't think you got infracted for it. I think I actually saved it, caus I found it funny.

I'd say post it given what Sarah said about being angry but it kinda depends on seeing your little tales of "4chan loves it so i can't want it" to make sense...

Oh dear, I can't let zach see this thread

But How can I resist?

The fact that it's completely unrealistic? If it was a Lynx it would have been a little more believable. But the penis on the biggest of normal cats isn't big enough to go into a vagina to be able to feel it like she told, much less break a hymen. hahaha

But it gave me a laugh just because of how impossible it was.