This is why I like 2D girls.

Ultros isn't from 4chan.

No, he's been bastardized by it though.

Ultros is a popular octopus villain from one of those Final Fantasy games. Final Fantasy VI to be exact. After his game ended, he took up a career in stand-up comedy, and with help from his pal Mr. Chupon, he shows off his routine for 4chan's /v/ daily. Ultros is arguably the best thing to come out of /b/ with video games since its creation. Relying mostly on puns, he's like a video game centered Jimmy Carr, only actually funny. Occasionally gaiafags will try to impersonate Ultros, reaching epic levels of fail in the process. Thankfully, you can easily tell the real Ultros from the impostors.

thread sucks now

It's just used by /v/ a lot.

I don't browse /v/

That chick's a total platypus. Look how she's hitting that XBox. I wish she hit GMSInfighter harder. He deserves it more than the XBox.

Also, it's all staged. This is Grade F acting.

No, he's been bastardized by it though.

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Orthros

Ultros, also known as Orthros (オルトロス Orutorosu), is a recurring enemy in the Final Fantasy series. A loud-mouthed purple octopus, he likes corny jokes and has a thing for the ladies. Ultros first appeared in Final Fantasy VI as an incompetent but recurring boss, and has since been featured in several other games, usually as a reference to Final Fantasy VI.

Ultros corny jokes have been popular in places before 4chan. ED is written by a bunch of btards who think everything humorous originates from 4chan.

thread sucks now

Look at the opening post, thread was meant to suck.

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Orthros


Ultros corny jokes have been popular in places before 4chan. ED is written by a bunch of btards who think everything humorous originates from 4chan.

Doesn't matter if 4channers like it then it's stupid. Ultros was cool back in '93 but time has taken quite a toll on that poor octopus....

Doesn't matter if 4channers like it then it's stupid. Ultros was cool back in '93 but time has taken quite a toll on that poor octopus....

That chick's a total platypus. Look how she's hitting that XBox. I wish she hit GMSInfighter harder. He deserves it more than the XBox.

Also, it's all staged. This is Grade F acting.

I don't even know who you are.

Doesn't matter if 4channers like it then it's stupid. Ultros was cool back in '93 but time has taken quite a toll on that poor octopus....

wrong year

oh no I cited the wrong year. Not that it's important since he didn't become crap until at least 10 years after his creation. Probably more like 15.

oh no i cited the wrong year. Not that it's important since he didn't become crap until at least 10 years after his creation. Probably more like 15.

i really don't get why you like 2d girls. Can you go in depth on it?

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Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｐｕｔ　ｓｔｕｆｆ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｈｅｙ’ｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅ　ｏｆ　ｗｈａｔ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ．

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Ｉ　ｌｏｖｅ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｐｕｔ　ｓｔｕｆｆ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｈｅｙ’ｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅ　ｏｆ　ｗｈａｔ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ．

AAAAA, the font. It hurts.

AAAAA, the font. It hurts.

I had my keyboard still set on Japanese from some other site I'm browsing at the same time. Too lazy to re-type it. If you notice there are no [font] tags in there.

I come in, say a pun and you guys go up in arms about whether Ultros is cool or not. Jeeze.

I come in, say a pun and you guys go up in arms about whether Ultros is cool or now. Jeeze.

What did you expect?

nevermind.... Misread your post.

What did you expect?

Ah, but perhaps I expect too much.

BombsAway: over reacting circa 2002.