The top ten things that sound cool when spoken by a giant robot

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I don't know why, but I lol'd. Hard.

i dislike david letterman

i dislike david letterman

Agreed completely. That was an enjoyable Top 10, but his show isn't even funny... He's really just become a creepy, disgusting old man.

I AM IRONMAN.

That'd be awesome to hear from a giant robot.

That list sucked balls.

i dislike david letterman

UMA... OPRaH...

Yeah he's pretty worthless.

Conan > Craig > Letterman > Kimmel > Fallon > Leno

Alas, Carson was before my time.

Agreed completely. That was an enjoyable Top 10, but his show isn't even funny... He's really just become a creepy, disgusting old man.

this.

Conan > Craig > Letterman > Kimmel > Fallon > Leno

Alas, Carson was before my time.

Craig's my favorite. The rest don't really do anything for me.

Conan > Craig > Letterman > Kimmel > Fallon > Leno

Alas, Carson was before my time.

No it's Leno > Conan > Kimmel > Fallon > Craig > Letterman

Leno is the only of these people who isn't completely awkward for 20+ minutes per show.

It's all about The View guys.

No it's Leno > Conan > Kimmel > Fallon > Craig > Letterman

Leno is the only of these people who isn't completely awkward for 20+ minutes per show.

I despise Leno. His hair even offends me. I despise his band even more. In fact, I think I hate the guitarist so much it rubs off on Leno. It's hard to describe what boiled my blood about the entire Jay Leno Tonight Show, it just did. Even if he isn't as creepy as Letterman, the extent to which he manages to be a pompous "blue collar" pineappleer annoys me. I'm aware he's as down-to-earth as a celebrity can get, and I read a very impressive bit about him during the writer's strike. But when he's hosting a show... it just makes me want to punt babies into walls of spikes.

I'd give you Kimmel > Letterman, they're pretty even I guess. I hate that Fallon has The Roots as his house band. They are way too good for him and being trapped on his crappy show.

i dislike david letterman

You aren't one of those crazy Palin-Heilers who's still pissy about that one joke, are you?

You aren't one of those crazy Palin-Heilers who's still pissy about that one joke, are you?

If you follow anything about Letterman (or even just WATCH him), you'd understand why people hate him. People that hate him because of Palin crap are retarded. Palin deserves to be made fun of far more, but I digress.

I agree moar Craig Ferguson pls

It's all about The View guys.

The view is full of annoying douche bags who bicker and banter back and forth while trying to see whos pms is worse that day.

Leno > Conan > Fallon > Kimmel > OPRAH > whatever else there is....

That list sucked balls.

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Leno > Conan > Fallon > Kimmel > OPRAH > whatever else there is....

oh noes, oprah near the bottom?!
i♥oprah

Oh god, daytime talk shows are even worse. 0>Oprah, The View, Maury, Tyra, whoever else I'm forgetting. I can get by with Jerry Springer and Ellen though, on a very occasional basis.