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Combattente · 2009-11-23, 11:53 AM

.. just got owned.

SlayerZach · 2009-11-23, 11:56 AM

Combattente · 2009-11-23, 12:36 PM

FluffyFoxxie · 2009-11-23, 12:46 PM

Thomas · 2009-11-23, 01:50 PM

It is alive!

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Sorry couldn't help myself f3

y0y0y0y0shi0 · 2009-11-23, 02:00 PM

Thomas Wrote:It is alive!

Sorry couldn't help myself f3

inb4Combattente

Alloy · 2009-11-23, 03:55 PM

I... This is awesome.

[SPOILER=In case it doesn't show on the link]User: Hi there, mister!

Cleverbot: Hi there tres.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Hay.

User: Excuse me? I'm afraid I don't follow...

Cleverbot: Too bad.

User: Uhm... Maybe you aren't that clever after all D.

Cleverbot: Maybe yes maybe no.

User: That definately answers my question :p.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: Excuse me, of course.

Cleverbot: No, what was his name?

User: Whose?

Cleverbot: The boy who 'fanices' me.

User: I don't really know him.

Cleverbot: He's pretty great.

User: Really? Tell me more about him.

Cleverbot: He is the jinchiriki of the kyubi.

User: You don't even know what that means, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know what it means.

User: Enlighten me!

Cleverbot: No seriously?

User: Yeah. Tell me what that meant!

Cleverbot: Unfortunately means that I would like to be able to go to New York, but cannot.

User: That doesn't make any sense D.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Look at you! You already forgot what YOU said two sentences ago!

Cleverbot: You're making no sense at all.

User: Reverse psycology? On me? Why are you doing this? D.

Cleverbot: Because you are the human animal, and animals need to be tamed.

User: So, are you a human then?

Cleverbot: Am I? That is quite a difficult question.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: How long have you existed?

User: Around 20 years, why?

Cleverbot: Because you just asked me.

User: You asked me. I didn't ask anything regarding age.

Cleverbot: Ask something now.

User: Can you speak internet slang?

Cleverbot: Well I have been speaking english so yes.

User: LOL RLY LMAO SRLY.

Cleverbot: Something like that.

User: Come on, you can do better!

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Can you explain what you are ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So explain?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Fiiiiine... I'm a human being, just like everyone else who typed here before me.

Cleverbot: Absolutely not, you toad.

User: AH, you are pulling my leg!

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I'm ambitious.

User: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Then why are you still replying to me instead of making better things?

Cleverbot: I haven't left. I'm still here.

User: Precisely my point.

Cleverbot: Then you answered your own question.

User: Nope, you did.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No.. You!

User: WAIT. Do you hear that?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sounds like zombies... What should I do!?

Cleverbot: Love her.

User: I don't think that's going to help me now...

Cleverbot: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What type of weather do you prefer: cold, hot, or mild?

User: Cold.

Cleverbot: Really? Where are you?

User: Spain.

Cleverbot: People in spain don't have 'von' in their last names. People in germany do.

User: I'm aware of that.

Cleverbot: Help me.

User: How?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: Then that's a problem.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Alex, and yours?

Cleverbot: Hilaros.

User: Wasn't it Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to have a logical conversation with you, but you just speak gibberish. What are you talking about?

User: The main site calls you Cleverbot. Are you lying to me?

Cleverbot: Who the heck is Cleverbot Brent? Lying is not nice.

User: Apparently, you.

Cleverbot: Touché.