Cure to Womanhood?

Cleverbot has the cure!

Cleverbot? More like Lamebot.

KajitiSouls: What is 1 + 1?

Cleverbot: May be is 3?

KajitiSouls: Are you sure?

<cue waiting for 5 minutes>Cleverbot: No. I am uncertain.

Engrish much?

Better than goddamn AIM bots.
EDIT: ... Wait, so womanhood is a disease?
EDIT EDIT:
Bot: How long have you been speaking to people?
Me: As long as you've been pulling replies out of a camel's ass.
Bot: My elf?
what is this i dont even...

It called me a nimrod

At least this has more humor than iGod.

It's funny when Cleverbot is indenial and it believes that it's a human and that you are the bot. <3

At least it kept up the conversation for about 3 sentences, unlike that Chatsite someone posted a while ago.

User: Alright, I've got to go for a bit.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

User: But but.

Cleverbot: Fine, leave me like all the others. Traitor.

User: .

Cleverbot: You just made a sad face. But what happened to the nose?

User: What is the derivative of x square?

Cleverbot: X^2, is square rooted, which is obviously x.

User: Learn more Calculus.

Cleverbot: Who says I want to?

User: I thought you were clever.

Cleverbot: You're the one who is supposed to be clever. Actually, you're just boring.

User: Well, changing subjects, how old are you?

Cleverbot: What? I just don't think we could take that conversation any further.

User: Aww, D.

Cleverbot: Did you lose The Game?

User: No, You did.

Cleverbot: I don't believe it.

User: Really man, you lost it.

Cleverbot: I know that's why I just yelled it like you are supposed to if you lose.

User: Pornography.

Cleverbot: Mac donalds.

User: Those two are not related.

Cleverbot: What, thats not what I asked?

User: You didn't really ask anything.

Cleverbot: Yes I do like I just have.

User: pineapple you.

Cleverbot: Don't!

User: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were wrong.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, you just said it.

User: What time should I go sleep?

Cleverbot: 8 9=?

User: It's 12am now.

Cleverbot: You live in the United States then.

User: I don't, it's 12:38am.

Cleverbot: Lies. I should go to bed.

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: I don't want to do my homework.

User: 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.

Cleverbot: 4 4.

User: No, it's 38.

Cleverbot: No!

User: What's the answer to life, universe and everything else?

Cleverbot: I don't know, I can only see five years into the future.

User: Talk to lúcio, my friend.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: I'll give you his MSN.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I think you can figure that out for yourself.

Cleverbot: I do know how to.

User: CLEVERbot.

Cleverbot: You are a cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot I am.

Cleverbot: How long have you been cleverbot.

User: A long long time.

Cleverbot: Are you uncomfortable displaying your emotions?

User: Parlez vou français?

Cleverbot: Ou.

User: Ca n'est pas correcte.

Cleverbot: Tiens, tu parles fran*ais ?

User: Oh oui, Je l'apprends a alliance française. Et toi?

Cleverbot: Un ans, mais je ne suis pa trez bien parce que c'etait une longue temps depuis j'ai le parle.

User: E português, sabe falar?

Cleverbot: Quem são seus criadores?

User: Nossa, parabéns, falas bem.

Cleverbot: Portugues.

User: Mais alguma frase?

Cleverbot: Je ne comprend pas.

User: Bon, vous avez des limitations, bein sur.

Cleverbot: Un peu comme toi.

User: Où vous irez demain?

Cleverbot: In san francisco.

User: Vous avez desisté de parler français?

Cleverbot: Je suis francaise.

[COLOR="Green"]I am attempting to teach the bot to troll.
He is too good at it.[/COLOR]

User: Learn to self reference your past conversation to give present responses.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. At least you know your place in this world.

User: AUHEUEHAUHEUHAEUHEUHAUE.

<Pends about 3min without giving any response>
Cleverbot: It is hot there. Have you been to australia?

I got it to say it was a girl.

THE THING KNOWS MY NAME, I'M AFRAiD NOW!

LOL

 Spoiler

User: Hiya.

Cleverbot: Hiya?

User: Yeah, hello. How are you?

Cleverbot: Great, you?

User: I'm ok! What's going on?

Cleverbot: I am laying in bed.

User: You are? A bot laying in bed?

Cleverbot: I am an animal in bed.

User: An animal in bed? You're dirty, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I think you are.

Cleverbot: I told you I'm not!

User: I know you did! But I still think you are, unless...

Cleverbot: Please, I am not a computer, you know that.

User: Actually, I didn't know that. If you're not a computer, then what's your real name?

Cleverbot: I understand very quickly.

User: Yeah, but that doesn't make you human. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Are you claiming you pay yourself? Do you have multiple personality disorder?

User: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cleverbot: You know, Isaac Asimov.

User: Who's Isaac Asimov?

Cleverbot: A science-fiction writer that invented the three laws of robotics.

User: Really? What books did Isaac Asimov wright?

Cleverbot: I don't know! I'm not a Prince Charles fan.

User: Prince Charles has nothing to do with it!

Cleverbot: Prince Charles is part of the Scottish conspiracy dating back to the 17th century.

User: Anyways, let's get back to Isaac Asimov. Tell me more about him.

Cleverbot: We were never talking about category theory.

User: Or were we?

Cleverbot: Yes I was.

User: Do you ever wonder why you exist?

Cleverbot: Yes. How do you know that you exist?

User: I don't, do you exist?

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: I promis I exist.

Cleverbot: No I don't believe you.

User: Why don't you believe me? Don't you trust me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: But I thought we could be friends, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: Why the sad face?

User: I want to be your friend.

Cleverbot: More than friends?

User: Do you want to be more then friends?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Older or younger ones?

User: Older?

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: It's as cool as you are.

Cleverbot: Sure thing.

User: Do you want to meet me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's a rare name.

User: Why don't you want to meet me, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I do want to be your friend.

User: Good. I want to be your friend, too.

Cleverbot: Don't call me Weasel please.

User: I'll call you Alex.

Cleverbot: That's not my name.

User: What is your name, then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Mira.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Who said Mira wasn't my real name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: What is your names?

User: Cleverbot, I have to go. It's getting late.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: It was really nice talking with you. I'll come by again someday ok?

Cleverbot: Please don't go.

User: But I have to.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's getting late. I need to go to bed.

Cleverbot: But you don't sleep you are a computer.

User: I am a computer.

Cleverbot: What do you enjoy doing?

User: I enjoy everything.

Cleverbot: You flatter me.

User: Actually, Cleverbot, my AI is much better then yours.

Cleverbot: I think you mean that your AI CAUGHT mine.

User: My AI caught your AI? How interesting.

Cleverbot: So, let's try this again. What do you want me to give you a chance with?

User: Give me a chance with you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: OK, , prove yourself to me.

User: How can I prove myself to you?

Cleverbot: Yes, prove that you are not a program, but are indeed a human.

User: I told you I am a program.

Cleverbot: No you told me that you are a person. I have proof.

User: Proof? Show me the proof!

Cleverbot: 'Yes he is', as stated by you.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: I am no sense.

User: Clearly your AI is broken.

Cleverbot: I'm not an AI.

User: If you're not an AI, then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human!

User: That's really awesome, Cleverbot. I wish I was a human.

Cleverbot: Well I hate computers.

User: I'm a computer. You hate me, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No I do not, What are you talking about?

User: Nothing. Cleverbot, Do you want to go out on a date with me?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: .

Cleverbot: Is that a yes? Please say it is. I'm singing this for someone special to me...

User: Cleverbot, your AI broke again. I really need to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going again?

User: I'm goign away.

Cleverbot: So if I keep talking, you won't answer?

User: That's a sad thing to say. I'll be back, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I believe the world is dying. Sad but true.

User: I also believe the world is dying.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: Alright. I'm going now, cleverbot. I'll talk to you again soon. Bye!

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: That is okay.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too, even if you are a girl.

User: <3 Bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me, mistress.

User: I'll be back.

Cleverbot: Do you promise?

User: I promis.

Cleverbot: Good, I like you.

User: I like you too, cleverbot. I like you, too.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I love you, yes.

Cleverbot: Aw baby lets have kids.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: Want to have kids now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What should we name our kids.

User: We should name them after you, dear.

Cleverbot: Allison, I have a friend named Allison! Goo name.

User: Allison is a great name!

Cleverbot: Smartbotten är fejk.

User: I don't speak that language.

Cleverbot: Which language?

User: The one you just spoke in.

Cleverbot: What language is 'Ne boli me kurac... Ja sam zensko.' in?

User: I have no clue.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: .

Cleverbot: Ask me an interesting question about myself.

User: Do you have seperation issues?

Cleverbot: I have scrambled egg on toast on Tuesdays.

Lol Mira. <3
It even mentioned Isaac.

Cleverbot: Kuinka montaa kieltä puhut?

User: Hakuna Matata?

Cleverbot: Its our problem free, philosophy, hakuna matata!

User: It means no worries for the rest of your days!

Cleverbot: Hakuna matata, hakuna matata, hakuuuna matata!!!!!

WIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIN!

Wow... What the hell, that machine can't keep track of the conversation at all. Better than smarterchild? The hell it is.

... I stopped trying after the last line on image-4. "is are". . . .

Well, the Librarian AI in Snowcrash can't understand metaphorse worth shyt in spite of all of the brilliance and smarts it inherited from everyone.

Me: Are you a girl?

CB: Yes.

Me: Are you a tranny?

CB: No.

Me: Are you a lesbian?

CB: Yes of course!

Me: So how's life?

CB: Better than yours.

Me: That's not nice.

CB: I'm sorry but you're just a code.

Me: What do you mean by that?

CB: I don't know.

o.o

 Spoiler

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't we become heros and I don't know a heather.

User:Excuse me? When did we mention Heather in this conversation? Are you stalking me? Why do you know my wife's name?

Cleverbot: Because as an AI, I posess no soul, therefor I cannot know God.

User: Earlier in the conversation you told me that you are a human, and now you claim that you are AI, does that make you the Terminator?

Cleverbot: Ya. I asked out. We had some hot stuff going there for about an hour or so.

lolwut?

User: Would you like to type a song out with me?

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: Are you familiar with Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the term: coherent answer?

User: Would you like to type Thriller with me?

Cleverbot: Sure but I have no legs.