Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but your computer blows up.

I wish to crawl up an inflatable Pikachu's vagina.

Granted, but it turns out she's a boy!

I wish for poptarts.

Granted, but you don't have a toaster.

I wish that I have a better chance of winning the lotto than getting hit by lightning.

granted. next day, you get struck by lightning.

i wish i could play the guitar.

Granted, but you play horribly.

I wish the person I want to marry on Maple marries me. (Wish me luck.)

Granted, but you get divorced. D:

I wish for a miracle.

Granted, but Jesus is dead/not real

i wish we could all just get along @-a

Granted, someone else sees how well we get along and kills us X.X.

I wish I knew how to run a good sig shop.

Granted, but you run it so well that fangirls rips your arm off as a souvenir.

I wish for a chocolate pie.

granted. the chocolate melts and you drown in it.

i wish my bunny wouldn't poop so much

granted, but your bunny is now very horny and has a bagillion little babies, and you die from suffocation because you couldnt get out of your room before the offspring came.

i forgot my wish

i wish i wouldnt forget things >_>

Granted, but now it pees.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

Granted, but then you regret that you didn't wish for something better.

I wish that the word 'emo' was actually spelled 'emoe'. :f6:

Granted, but everyone in the world spells it wrong now.

Granted, but you get divorced. D:

I wish you didn't say that.

Granted, but everyone in the world spells it wrong now.

I wish you didn't say that.

wish not granted: internal error, please contact your furry forum admin for assistance.

i wish for the next person to post pikachu's vag again

Not granted.

I wish I could set someone on fire.

Granted, but you light yourself on fire.

I wish for a clean pair of socks.

Granted, but theyve been cleaned in acid, the acid gets on your feet and burns them to a crisp, you are never able to walk again.

I wish for nothing becuase, i don want a wish, and i dont regret this wish at all. Since i wished for nothing, this 'wish' is uncorrabtle. (find a loophole)

Granted, but theyve been cleaned in acid, the acid gets on your feet and burns them to a crisp, you are never able to walk again.

I wish for nothing becuase, i don want a wish, and i dont regret this wish at all. Since i wished for nothing, this 'wish' is uncorrabtle. (find a loophole)[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Granted but then you die of aids


i wish for a B> S> section =[[/COLOR]

Granted, but you're the only person who uses it.

I wish for a 24 hours patch.