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I was eating breakfast, it was waffles, my favorite. The morning was going by slow, I had been defeated by Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama so many times. He was best in town, nobody could destroy him. Ever girl, he got them. Every test, perfect score. Any job, it was his. And he never wore clothes, probably because his dick was huge and demanded respect...sigh....
I tried to talk to my orange juice filter, but it was asian, so it said nothing, of course. I couldn't eat, it was over, I wasn't going to a good school, jammie was dead, and I had never sucked a cow's utter. Tears welled up in my eyes, dammit...no....but then
"What the hell are you doing?! You shit faggot wizard"
Where did that come from? I looked around? Mom-kun? Dad-chan? No, I looked down, it was my...waffles?
"Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama has a weakspot, don't you see! Believe in the syrup and we can fuck his face off, bro!"
It had been Waffle-Lagann the entire time. He was right, but we couldn't do this alone. We needed a team, no, an army. I grabbed my phone book and fucked its ass off, now we could contact them off of it. We had gotten it
The rebellion was now
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So what the hell's going on in here?
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pineapple, still 20 or so pages until the next page.
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I went to school, I needed to rally everyone I could. Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama is undefeated, we all know this. If I could get one person to stand up to him, I would be lucky. I went into the food court, everyone was sucking off the Bill Cosby, of course, it looked like fun. I stood ontop of a table
"ALLLLLRRRRRIIIIIIIIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU SLUTS, FAGGOTS, AND DINOSAURS"
They had all looked up in awe and confusion, but then Jimmy-kun had said
"Its just Spideyjvc-Kun, what would a guy like him say? He still watches Japanese comics"
I was losing my edge, but I needed allies, badly, for the upcoming mashed potatoes war of the ass-anus
"Seriously, we need to stand up to Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama , he has cum on all of our butts and eyes for the last time"
They all laughed hysterically,
"Who could oppose Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama!! His dick is 10 inches and he pomegranates thunder that fucks all of our mothers instantly, even Zeus got the shit beat of him by that guy" they all said at once, which was very weird
"I know...but....we must do something...."
They all began to turn their backs, and walk away. Had I failed....? I fell to my knees and tried to think, what could I do? then out of no where...
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"ALL OF YOU PRITATE FAGGOT plantain SUCKERS! LISTEN TO ME, OR ILL SKULL FUCK YOUR NIPPLES"
Waffle-Lagann?! They all turned with their faces in shock, even those dumb sluts from my class.
"We have all had our fair share of struggles. Love? Grades? Life?...But there is one thing we can agree on, Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama has been fucking shit up for to long. It is times like these we must band together and make a....BROFORCE. Yes maybe none of us can defeat him, maybe even all of. But that isn't the point. We will be remembered, immortalized, on this very day. That we stood, fought, and fucked Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama, and then maybe...we can all suck the syrup into our dancing pants"
Everyone was silent, they were in awe, couldn't move. Then slowly one by one they raise their fists into the air and dropped their heads, and slowly...we began to unite...
donuts fuck crows into the forever golden piss?
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"How can we defeat Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama? Whenever I delete his important files, he always has a flash drive to back them up. That guy is unbeatable, seriously" said Jimmy-Kun
Waffle-Lagann then bunched him in the dick and he fell over and cried
"What we need his a plan. Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama is strong and his sperm is acidic, but he can't take on an entire school"
I stepped in
"Waffle-lagann is correct. If we don't shit on his giant butterfly go now, what could we do to ever honey it?"
Everyone nodded and clapped for me, I guess...I was finally growing up, right...father? I looked up dramatically.
We had gotten shotguns that fired chickens, they were on fire, naturally. We rallied Jammie, Jimmy, Sally, Dodo, Nachos Me-gee, panda-papayagot, bob, adam, sally 2, and dinosaur wearing hat.
We had fully equipped weapons and our butts were proud. Today we are going to fuck up his tie.
"So you are the leader, right Waffle?" Nacho-Megee screamed
"No...I am far past my prime, we need a true soldier, somebody who knows how to deal with Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama, Spideyjvc-kun, step up here"
Really? Could I fuck these apples and hams? Perhaps my balls were perky, but we couldn't know yet. I was ready and we began to step forward, we were going to storm this castle, now. we stepped forward out of the school, piggybacking our anuses and dicks, now was the time for fucking and monopoly, right?
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We made a long journey of dicks, our balls swinging into the night. Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama's castle was enormous, and nobody dared go near it. Even the hookers he fucked and played SORRY! with never left the castle. We approached the front of it.
"Come suck my anus balls or their own balls, you dumb dick slapper!" I screamed out in rage
Dinosaur wear hat gave a confident nod to what I said, I love that guy.
We all screamed and rallied, throwing our weapons in the air. "FUCK HIS TIE, FUCK HIS TIE"
Why does a guy wear nothing but a tie anyway? Damn that bastard and his absurdly long dick.
Then the gates opened and stepped out a giant bee, wearing...a tie?
"Soooo, you have all come to my master's castle? Hehe, Spieyjvc-kun, you stand no chance!"
"FUCK YOU BEE-ENEMY-GUY-papayaGOT, WE ARE GOING TO SHOVE A PLUNGER INTO EVERYONES DICK IN THEIR"
"Well..my maste..."
All of the sudden the Bee was impaled by a giant erection...it was...
"SO YOU HAVE COME TO SUCK MY ANUS OFF, YOU GODDAMN HOFFMANS!! FUEGO"
Killing his own henchmen...what a pimp...I MEAN ASS. He was powerful as ever
"You die here, today, Stark-naked-butt-bro-kun-brother-sama!" Screamed Nacho-Megee
"IF YOU WANT TO BRING AN END TO ME, YOU MUST TAKE ON MY 4 TIE WEARING GENERALS, EACH WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR TIE. ONLY THEN CAN YOU BLEND BLUEBERRIES OVER MY SHAFT"
He dissipated into the castle.
We all looked at eachothers cocks and cunts, took a deep sigh and walked into the fortress. This forever pouring syrup on balls slapping bat wings?
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so there are no rules? o.o
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By the way, in case you guys didn't know, this is Fiel's second account made for the purose of messing with you guys. Check my IP adress, it's only different because I use a proxy on this one.
I like Chinchillas a lot.
My mom is one.
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You f'aggots think it's funny to post image after image, bogging down my browser until it eventually crashes? "
Hurrr look at me, I can post the same image over and over, I'm f'ucking awesome."
No you're not, you're a f'uckhead. Knock it off.
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Mark Wrote:You f'aggots think it's funny to post image after image, bogging down my browser until it eventually crashes? "
Hurrr look at me, I can post the same image over and over, I'm f'ucking awesome."
No you're not, you're a f'uckhead. Knock it off.
Well maybe if you didn't have a shi tty computer, your shi tt wouldn't crash. Oh, but wait, you're too busy sucking your dolphin's cock. Get a life shi thead.
Learn to troll better. Seriously, I saw that shit from a mile away.
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