Pokemon Battle V3

Click the links of my signature for the first and second battles.
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12 hours after the second battle...

Prof. Chinchilla: Welcome to the World of Southperry!

ClawofBeta: Waiwut...huh? I was just at the Elite Four...

Prof. Chinchilla: I'm Professor Chinchilla.

ClawofBeta: Are you listening to me?

Prof. Chinchilla: I study Southperrians.

ClawofBeta: WTP? I started a new game?

Prof. Chinchilla: But first one thing.

ClawofBeta: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Prof. Chinchilla: What is your NAME?

ClawofBeta: ...ClawofBeta

Prof. Chinchilla: Are you a BOY or a GIRL?

ClawofBeta: ...

Prof. Chinchilla: Oh, so you are a girl!

ClawofBeta: Maybe I can get a better team this time around...

Prof. Chinchilla: This is my granddaughter. She's been your rival since you both were babies.

Prof. Chinchilla: Erm, what was her name now?

ClawofBeta:

ClawofBeta: B-I-T-C...darn, you can't insert curse words.

ClawofBeta: ...

ClawofBeta: M-I-R-A

Prof. Chinchilla: That's right! I remember now! Her name was Mira!

Prof. Chinchilla: In my youth I collected Southperrians. You can each have one of mine.

ClawofBeta chooses the Steel Pokemon, Russt!

Mira: Oh, so you're choosing steel, ClawofBeta? In that case, I'll take a fire type.

Mira chooses the Fire Pokemon, Bacon!

Mira: Let's battle!

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Rival Mira would like to battle!

Rival Mira sent out IsaacisKawaii (Bacon)!

Go, Russt!

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Mira: Use Sizzle!

Bacon: ?

Mira:...what do you know?

Bacon: Nothing.

Mira: YOU'RE A FRIGGING PIECE OF TRASH I'M GONNA #)(&#*(^&#@(*)^#@(*)%&#*(%)&@#(*)^&#@*()^&#@*)(^&

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Professor Chinchilla: ROUSING BATTLE!

Professor Chinchilla: Here, before you go I have a request for you.

Professor Chinchilla: It's my new invention, the SouthperrianDex!

Professor Chinchilla: It automatically records data on Southperrians you have seen or caught.

Professor Chinchilla: To make a complete guide of all the Southperrians in the world. That was my dream!

Professor Chinchilla: But I'm too old and I can't get the job done.

Professor Chinchilla: So, I want you two to fulfill my dream for me.

Mira: Smell you later!

ClawofBeta: ...

Mira: *Sniff*

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A wild xBTAx has appeared!

Go, Russt!

Russt uses Tackle!

xBTAx fainted!

ClawofBeta: Wow, I never knew xBTAx was that weak.

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A wild BombsAway has appeared!

BombsAway's Hax rose sharply BombsAway's critical hit ratio.

ClawofBeta: I NEED THAT SOUTHPERRIAN!

ClawofBeta: Go Pokeball!

...

...

Aww! It appeared to be caught!

BombsAway used Rage!

It's a critical hit!

Russt fainted!

ClawofBeta: ...

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Nurse z0mgc00k13: Welcome to the Southperrian Center!

ClawofBeta: Wait a second...

Nurse z0mgc00k13: We heal your Southperryans for free.

Nurse z0mgc00k13: Would you like to heal your Southperryans?

ClawofBeta: Y-E-S.

Nurse z0mgc00k13: Your Southperryians have been fully healed.

Nurse z0mgc00k13: We hope to see you again!

ClawofBeta: Now that was just strange...I always thought z0mgc00k13 was a guy...

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shroum: Hey kid! Wanna know how to catch the Southperrians?

ClawofBeta: Wut?

shroum: Ovy there! It's one-er them GMSInfighters!

Old shroum threw

[COLOR="Orange"][SIZE="7"]'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight[/SIZE]
[/COLOR]

GMSInfighter was caught!

ClawofBeta: ...

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That's it for now. I don't feel like typing more, lol.

If anyone doesn't remember the shroum reference =(.

When did that reference first come up? (Shroums)

O.o

you're high

CORN OF THE CLAW.n

BombsAway used Rage!

Haha, good call.

If anyone doesn't remember the shroum reference =(.

only the best signature ever

hey im not a girl

You're losin' it dude.

You're losin' it dude.

Nope. I've lost it.

No green dinosaurs named Yoshi?

Yoshi disapproves.

Prof. Chinchilla: In my youth I collected Southperrians. You can each have one of mine.

ClawofBeta chooses the Steel Pokemon, Russt!

Mira: Oh, so you're choosing steel, ClawofBeta? In that case, I'll take a fire type.

Mira chooses the Fire Pokemon, Bacon!

I'M NOT WEAK

I WAS JUST UP VERY LATE BEFOREHaND

Put me in.

I better end up in your Southperrian team, Claw. I put a lot of work into submitting that Southperrian to you. The Puce/Goggle type Southperrian, ShadowMarck, will be disappoint, and I'll send after you.

I have a vague notion that the beginning bit with Prof. Chinchilla and starting all over is a reference to something.

I can't put my finger on it.

I have a vague notion that the beginning bit with Prof. Chinchilla and starting all over is a reference to something.

I can't put my finger on it.

Super Effective?

Super Effective?

no, not what I was thinking of... -scratchhead-

no, not what I was thinking of... -scratchhead-

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen?

Wow, no Kasuhitomi Pokemon? Failboat.