2009-09-20, 04:10 AM (This post was last modified: 2009-09-20, 04:23 AM by Christopher.)
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peppermint swirl -
during a 69, the guy eats out the girl when she is experiencing the high point of her period, while she is sucking your plantain. The two get enough blood/cum in their mouths as possible and make out
angry dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
alaskin pipeline -
The act of pomegranateting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
clevland steamroller -
The act of using one's feces for use during sexual intercourse. More specifically, feces are spread on the female's chest, while the male spreads and pushes the feces up and down her chest and between her breasts with his penis
Rusty Trombone -
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Donkey Punch -
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
Alligator pineapplehouse -
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
cincinatti bowtie -
Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty pineappleing" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
angry pirate -
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin
glass bottom boat -
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top
boston pancake -
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
Alabama Hot Pocket -
When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
Abe Lincoln -
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Hot Karl -
To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces
houdini -
When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
Birmingham booty call -
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her pomegranate it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face
also, I like these goggles better
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Goggles -
Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.
during a 69, the guy eats out the girl when she is experiencing the high point of her period, while she is sucking your plantain. The two get enough blood/cum in their mouths as possible and make out
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when a female has her undergrments showing in public without her knowledge(or so she says)
man, keeley porps way too much, next time i see her thong hanging out im gonna puke.
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3. Porp
A very cute and sweet person. Big eyes, small nose. Not cute in that "Care Bear" kind of way, but smart and alert.
Look at that sweet porp! She's named Porpie!
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A new york taco of such vigour and so little warning that the regurgitate is spewed entirely into the lucky lady rather than being splattered messily all over her box
Jane: "Herbert is such a plum knuckle, yesterday he was so drunk i ended up having to clear up his fajitas for hours... Not only have i broken my douche, i'm still finding carrots"
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
peppermint swirl -
during a 69, the guy eats out the girl when she is experiencing the high point of her period, while she is sucking your plantain. The two get enough blood/cum in their mouths as possible and make out
angry dragon -
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
alaskin pipeline -
The act of pomegranateting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.
clevland steamroller -
The act of using one's feces for use during sexual intercourse. More specifically, feces are spread on the female's chest, while the male spreads and pushes the feces up and down her chest and between her breasts with his penis
Rusty Trombone -
To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
Donkey Punch -
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).
Alligator pineapplehouse -
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
cincinatti bowtie -
Everything is backwards in Cincinatti... This sexual gesture involves the male subject to be "titty pineappleing" the female subject backwards. The female's view now reveals the male's rear end and right below it, his scrotum in the shape of a bow-tie, right where a bow-tie would normally rest.
angry pirate -
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin
glass bottom boat -
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top
boston pancake -
When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.
Alabama Hot Pocket -
When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
Abe Lincoln -
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
Hot Karl -
To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces
houdini -
When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.
Birmingham booty call -
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her pomegranate it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face
also, I like these goggles better
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Goggles -
Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.
Chris9292 Wrote:oh my.
So, this is what you have been talking about all along?
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a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
I lol'ed, furiously...many times....in fact...im doing it right now!
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"
Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
Posts: 5,705
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