ladies wanna destroy your man?

If I'm wrong then please forgive me. But I thought homosexuality stemmed from the freedom of choice in having sex with anyone you want, loving anyone you want irregardless of social engineering, and being able to express that love in public.

In the idea of such liberality, I personally feel that an approach to bestiality is equally justified. The freedom of choice in having sex with anything you want, loving anything you want irregardless of social engineering, and being able to at least practice what you want in your private sphere as long as you don't make it public.

I'm not necessarily a bestiality advocate. It's just that I don't really see what is so amazing about humans that make them infinitely more desirable sex partners than animals. I mean, who knows. Animals could be incredibly amazing at sex. But we would never know about it because animal sex is just something too weird for most of us to accept. And I'll admit it is weird. But I only feel it is as weird as homosexual sex in which they are both acts that do not promote progeny or sire offspring.

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Tobias, if that was what you intended then it was well thought out but poorly executed. Maybe I'm missing something. But I don't know how anyone could derive your explanation from her statement:

"id rather get mauled by a bear before i let you write on top of me"

It just seems like she's saying, lololol bear sex is so funny. And I honestly read the first part of the line thinking that it was some poor reference to an animal rape-joke. Also I don't understand "let you write on top of me." Is that supposed to be "ride?" I'm sorry if there is some deeper meaning that completely flew over my head that everyone else got.

And I'm sorry I made an ass of myself in your thread. :<

i do believe you may have been the only one that took it that way, i may be wrong and stand corrected if so, but i believe you are.

in other news...

 Spoiler

Wait! How do I measure my penis?

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You? A microscope.

And @ chris, Mr. Hands did it better.[/COLOR]

...OH SHI--
this is my bad swerve, i meant to write "writhe."

god, i look like ive got substance on my face. =/ im too busy thinking with my little brain to think with my big one.

don't forget to have someone video tape it so you can become e-famous

MOOOOOVIEEE

lern2measure loose

That was... interesting. Wait, why'd I watch that anyway? >:I

That was... interesting. Wait, why'd I watch that anyway? >:I

because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.

because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.

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Except me. I'd rather just have a silly and fun woman who can make me smile.[/COLOR]

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You? A microscope.[/COLOR]

...

No more boobs for you.

because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.

What an unrelated yet awkward reason. I'll agree for now.

...

No more boobs for you.

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Can't deny me that, I can see the ones you draw from space...[/COLOR]

No.

but loose, without your lovely tits to satiate his hunger, who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?

who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?

brandon is really the guy on the left

[COLOR="Purple"]he has a receeding hairline. ha!
edit: wonder why he's holding flowers...[/COLOR]

brandon is really the guy on the left

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That's the French navy you're referring to, which I am not a member of. [/COLOR]

but loose, without your lovely tits to satiate his hunger, who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?

Ok.

brandon is really the guy on the left

not only is this post awesome, its even more lol-tastic because its not just relevant to the topic, but also to the user, as well as to the reference of the user by him being in the armed forces!

you sir, win.



EDIT::
@Style:
dude, low blow man, low effing blow. i know i have balding issues that arised as a prepubescent, but, come on man, thats just uncalled for. no bro-five.

brandon is really the guy on the left

Wow! Those are some pretty rad flowers! What species are they?

this thread is now about gay sailors

CORRECTION!!
this thread is now about bear sea-men.