If there was a scale to measure epic...

If there was a scale to measure old...That video would break it.

Nevertheless, a great argument on why men should stay single.

If there was a scale to measure old...That video would break it.

Nevertheless, a great argument on why men should stay single.

Don't you know? Old things -- that is, tradition -- are the bedrock of humanity. By watching really old and outdated videos, you feel a part of a speshul ancient tradition, such as Vanilla Ice or the Backstreet Boys.

Don't you know? Old things -- that is, tradition -- are the bedrock of humanity. By watching really old and outdated videos, you feel a part of a speshul ancient tradition, such as Vanilla Ice or the Backstreet Boys.

I don't understand the internet. I recently had my grandson wire up my computer and have just updated to AOL 8.0. That's right. 8.0. You bitches bow down to my awesome connection. I'm blazing through Craiglist like a boss.

I'm old. Does that make me tradition?

I don't understand the internet. I recently had my grandson wire up my computer and have just updated to AOL 8.0. That's right. 8.0. You bitches bow down to my awesome connection. I'm blazing through Craiglist like a boss.

Do not speak of Craigslist in this place. Craigslist is an ancient evil, like satanism and Oprah.

I'm old. Does that make me tradition?

EWWWW OLD BACON. Do not want.

Gaia is the cancer that is killing /b/.
/b/ is the cancer that is killing the internets.
Therefore, slowly the internets is becoming like Gaia.

If that is not enough to make you die inside, I suggest you blow your head off before you begin fully contemplating it. When I think of the implications, I can feel a great wail arise from the fiery nethers of hell, the wail of the pseudo-humanity that is the n00bs lurking the interwebs. Beware, sinners; beware and repent.

im a /d/viant, so half of the stuff ive seen in b doesnt even phase me. even the massive anti-cancer gore, its nothing.

im a /d/viant, so half of the stuff ive seen in b doesnt even phase me. even the massive anti-cancer gore, its nothing.

Have you considered that you may be /d/ead inside?

Have you considered that you may be /d/ead inside?

/d/, their mascot is a multi-penis tentacled demon that comes out of some other dimension and rapes you with her many phallus's.
theres also, speaking of dead, zombie porn. yes, zombie porn. and it is also on /d/. basically anything except yiff can be found there. /d/, the most perverted and enlighten place on all the internets.

i once had participated in a deep, in-depth conversation/debate on the potential and functionality on how a man can be turned into a woman, and whether or not he would be able to reproduce in her new body.

/d/, their mascot is a multi-penis tentacled demon that comes out of some other dimension and rapes you with her many phallus's.
theres also, speaking of dead, zombie porn. yes, zombie porn. and it is also on /d/. basically anything except yiff can be found there. /d/, the most perverted and enlighten place on all the internets.

i once had participated in a deep, in-depth conversation/debate on the potential and functionality on how a man can be turned into a woman, and whether or not he would be able to reproduce in her new body.

Sounds like a typical case of Zombitis. You scurry around yupiee suburbs on the East Coast, eat the brains of housewives on Vicodin, and then use the brains as fuel to talk about... this. I dunno who to pity moar, you or the housewives.