If there was a scale to measure epic...

This video would break it.

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I'd let you finish, but Flashlights is the best Youtube video ever.

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I have to say I laughed a litte reading the emails. I don't think they're real though, so...

Anyway, worth the 7 minutes if you ask me.

I have to say I laughed a litte reading the emails. I don't think they're real though, so...

Anyway, worth the 7 minutes if you ask me.

We're talking about women here.

We're talking about women here.

Opeth is right- women can be FUCKING crazy.
I do not doubt the authenticity of these emails.
Though I was surprised he broke up with her.

Opeth is right- women can be pineappleING crazy.
I do not doubt the authenticity of these emails.
Though I was surprised he broke up with her.

Kanye: I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU FINISH!!!!

Opeth is right- women can be pineappleING crazy.
I do not doubt the authenticity of these emails.
Though I was surprised he broke up with her.

The damage done, cannot be fixed easily. Bad moments tend to be stronger than the good ones.

Stupid bitch is stupid.

Thanks for the giggles. I especially love the drunken "I fucked someone else HAHAHAHA U DUM." email. Oh man she must have felt like a two cent whore after she talked to his mom.

I Rofled
His first advice or w.e is true though.

I could swear someone posted this in the funhouse a few weeks ago.

Old video is old for me though.

Though I was surprised he broke up with her.

dude, peach was dumb as a sack of rusty nails. she was told, BY THE GUY HIMSELF, BEFORE HE LEFT that he would be gone for two weeks. then, then, she had the audacity to send him an email saying that she cheated (kinda) on him (though they were "broken up" at the time) with some random shmuck?

dude, knowing what little i do about you, how can you say youre surprised at this? no doubt you, or, really, [SIZE="7"]ANY SANE MAN ON THIS PLANET[/SIZE], would stay with someone so irresponsible and dense.

the whole thing, i was laughing. i mean, come on. come the pineapple on.

lol'd

dude, peach was dumb as a sack of rusty nails. she was told, BY THE GUY HIMSELF, BEFORE HE LEFT that he would be gone for two weeks. then, then, she had the audacity to send him an email saying that she cheated (kinda) on him (though they were "broken up" at the time) with some random shmuck?

dude, knowing what little i do about you, how can you say youre surprised at this? no doubt you, or, really, [SIZE="7"]ANY SANE MAN ON THIS PLANET[/SIZE], would stay with someone so irresponsible and dense.

the whole thing, i was laughing. i mean, come on. come the pineapple on.

I once went out on a date with a chick that asked me, (on the first date,) whether you can become pregnant from oral sex. She was not kidding. Most of my hope for humanity died that day.

I once signed onto the internets. Most of my hope for humanity died that day.

I once signed onto the internets. Most of my hope for humanity died that day.

That's because the internets makes you dead on the inside. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal.

That's because the internets makes you dead on the inside. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal.

thats only if you visit b...
THEN all hope is lost and you are dead inside.

thats only if you visit b...
THEN all hope is lost and you are dead inside.

thats only if you visit b...
THEN all hope is lost and you are dead inside.

Gaia is the cancer that is killing /b/.
/b/ is the cancer that is killing the internets.
Therefore, slowly the internets is becoming like Gaia.

If that is not enough to make you die inside, I suggest you blow your head off before you begin fully contemplating it. When I think of the implications, I can feel a great wail arise from the fiery nethers of hell, the wail of the pseudo-humanity that is the n00bs lurking the interwebs. Beware, sinners; beware and repent.

To /b/ or not to /b/: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To an hero.

And by opposing end them? To an hero.

Or a $cientologist.