Pokemon Battle

Champion IsaacGS would like to battle!

Champion IsaacGS sends out Throws!

Go, Takebacker!

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Throws uses Hypnosis!

Takebacker fell asleep!

Takebacker is sleeping!

Throw's Bad Dreams lowers Takebacker's HP!

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Throws uses Nightmare!

It's super effective!

Takebacker fainted.

Go, Greg!

Greg's Intimidate lowers Throw's attack!

6-5 Isaac

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Greg uses Sucker Punch!

It's not very effective...

Throws uses Stare!

Greg's defense harshly fell!

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Greg uses Troll!

A critical hit!

It's super effective!

Throws fainted.

Champion IsaacGS sends out Maspan.

5-5 Tied

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Greg uses Troll!

It's super effective!

Maspan uses Poast!

Maspan restores lost HP.

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Greg is loafing around!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

Greg fainted.

Go, Opeth!

5-4 Isaac

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Opeth uses Harden!

Opeth's e-penis rose!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Opeth uses Harden!

Opeth's e-penis rose!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Opeth uses Harden!

Opeth's e-penis rose!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Opeth uses Harden!

Opeth's e-penis can't rise any further!

Maspan uses Spam!

It's not very effective...

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Opeth uses Eruption!

It's super effective!

Maspan fainted.

Champion IsaacGS sends out FelixTM.

4-4 Tied

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Opeth uses Eruption!

FelixTM's Pervertedness absorbs the Eruption!

FelixTM uses Squeeze!

It's super effective!

Opeth became confused!

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FelixTM uses ExtremeRush!

Opeth is confused!

Opeth hurt himself in his confusion!

Opeth fainted.

Go, Combattente!

4-3 Isaac

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FelixTM uses Squeeze!

It's not very effective...

Combattente's Derp prevents Combattente from getting confused!

Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's missed!

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FelixTM uses ExtremeRush!

Combattente uses Fail!

1hko! FelixTM fainted.

Champion IsaacGS sends out Alloy!

3-3 Tied

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Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

Alloy uses Goggle!

But nothing happened!

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Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

Alloy uses Goggle!

But nothing happened!

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Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

Alloy uses Goggle!

But nothing happened!

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Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

Alloy uses Goggle!

But nothing happened!

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Combattente uses Fail!

1hko! Alloy fainted.

Champion Isaac sends out JoeTang!

3-2 ClawofBeta

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Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

JoeTang uses Loli!

A critical hit!

Combattente fainted.

Go, Chompy!

2-2 Tied

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JoeTang uses Loli!

It's not very effective...

Chompy uses Sparkle!

JoeTang got Burned!

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JoeTang uses Loli!

It's not very effective...

Chompy flinched!

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JoeTang uses Loli!

It's not very effective...

Chompy uses Sparkle!

JoeTang fainted.

Champion Isaac sends out Fiel!

2-1 ClawofBeta

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Fiel uses Hax!

A critical hit!

It's super effective!

Chompy fainted.

Go, Russt!

1-1 Tied

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Fiel uses Hax!

A critical hit!

It's super effective!

Russt flinched!

Russt got Burned!

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Fiel uses Hax!

A critical hit!

It's super effective!

Russt fainted.

Champion IsaacGS wins!
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IsaacGS: GG
ClawofBeta: ^&%&%&$#%^(%^@#(&#@(*^&#@%*(@&#%*(#@%&#@*(%&@*(#%&#@(*%&#@*(%&@#(*%&#@*(%&#@*(%&#@*(%&







Sorry if I didn't include some of you guys. I might do another Pokemon battle later...

Combattente uses Fail!

Combattente's attack missed!

Alloy uses Goggle!

But nothing happened!

Made my day.

Miss who? o.o

Miss who? o.o

Have you ever Pokemon battled before lol?

Edit: I knew I forgot to include Puce in Maspan's movepool.

I'ma be nit-picky here and say that...

Greg uses Sucker Punch!

It's not very effective...

Throws uses Stare!

Greg's defense harshly fell!

Does... not... compute.

Bacon is not amused.

Have you ever Pokemon battled before lol?

no the very last line o.o

I'ma be nit-picky here and say that...



Does... not... compute.

This sorta explains the Stare part.


In the beginning, I was gonna do all-Pokemon moves, but then I realized it was going to be difficult. So I made most of the moves up, except for Sucker Punch.

Bacon is not amused.

I'll do another Pokemon battle later, kk? .

no the very last line o.o

Oh, erm, I didn't include some of you guys in there.

<<<< was not used *feels left out*

Apparently ClawOfBeta chose the top 14 posters.

I smell elitism.

Edit: Apparently not the top 14 posters. He chose between race and boob size. What a racist/boobist.

Apparently ClawOfBeta chose the top 14 posters.

I smell elitism.

No they aren't. More like top 50 T.T.

This sorta explains the Stare part.


In the beginning, I was gonna do all-Pokemon moves, but then I realized it was going to be difficult. So I made most of the moves up, except for Sucker Punch.

Oh, that makes sense. x3

Did anyone else get some serious homo vibes from my battle with Opeth? I "absorbed" his "Eruption"? I squeezed him and (sexually) confused him? Me putting my wicked fast moves on him was the last thing he could handle before the (sexual) confusion overwhelmed him?

Not sure how I should feel about this.

^ I thought that part was strange too.

No fair, Fiel haxed me before I could do anything
I must be too boring to come up with moves for.

but you hax Russt. You're level 201

Did anyone else get some serious homo vibes from my battle with Opeth? I "absorbed" his "Eruption"? I squeezed him and (sexually) confused him? Me putting my wicked fast moves on him was the last thing he could handle before the (sexual) confusion overwhelmed him?

Not sure how I should feel about this.

Sometimes you just have to pull gay acts to confuse the enemy and win a battle. Opeth's Harden made him invincible, so an act of gayness was needed to shatter his harden.

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MOAR! This is awesome. Finally another funhouse thread that made me lol.

Did anyone else get some serious homo vibes from my battle with Opeth? I "absorbed" his "Eruption"? I squeezed him and (sexually) confused him? Me putting my wicked fast moves on him was the last thing he could handle before the (sexual) confusion overwhelmed him?

Not sure how I should feel about this.

Kyle, ClawOfBeta is obviously confused about your sexuality.

Chompy uses Sparkle!

JoeTang fainted.

Champion Isaac sends out Fiel!

2-1 ClawofBeta

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Fiel uses Hax!

A critical hit!

It's super effective!

Chompy fainted.

Go, Russt!

Critical Hax!- The only way to beat a Chompy !

Did anyone else get some serious homo vibes from my battle with Opeth? I "absorbed" his "Eruption"? I squeezed him and (sexually) confused him? Me putting my wicked fast moves on him was the last thing he could handle before the (sexual) confusion overwhelmed him?

Not sure how I should feel about this.

Just be happy you beat him. He is a full 10 levels higher than you.