Funhouse, I've got some bad news

I just watched Twilight for the first time. I know, I know, it was a stupid thing for me to do. The worst part of all of this experience was that I didn't think it was all that terrible really. I went into watching it with my expectations being very, very low; oh, and no, I didn't read the book beforehand. There's something about all the little awkward conversations that made me like it a little bit, but I couldn't stand how nice the school was acting to the main character girl all the time, it felt so goddamn fake. The baseball scene (Vampires+Baseball=????..lolwut?) and the ending fight scene actually made me laugh a tiny bit.

So how do I fix this problem, Funhouse? I'm thinking suicide is the best option right now.

suicide is the best option right now.

This.

Could you show me on this doll where it touched you?

Britney Spears: homicide is the only solution
Twilight: suicide is the only solution
Hollywood: genocide is the only solution

I'm thinking suicide is the best option right now.

Don't kill yourself! I think I love you a little bit.

What you need to do is get this.

*walks in*

*loses all hope for humanity*

*leaves*

this comic seems appropriate, and holy crap is it a wall of text.

Pot Humor helps.

 WARNING: VERY STOOPID TWILIGHT/PIE-RELATED VID

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I laughed at how horrible the movie was while watching it.

Man, you guys are all assholes.

Twilight was the pomegranate.

i loved twilight. it was awesome!

i loved twilight. it was awesome!

GTFO troll.