Let's Play "The Yukon Trail"!

It's like the Oregon Trail, but with single men. In Canada!

A slightly better description is here; for now, we need a name:



(Also, while I did fiddle around a bit in the game to get an idea of what we'll be doing, I only played for about 5 minutes. All I learned is that there's some mini-games and all contractions involving "I" show up as "I(japanesecharacterhere)" for me due to language options.)

looks weird

Journal of:


Turkeytron.

You guys all suck and should be ashamed.




What should we do now? We can talk to any of the people here, or go downtown.

BTA, I hate your games. I end up being the only one playing out of pity.

Downtown!

You suck too, Bacon.

Talk to that man. He could be a spy.

Good point.

Stop talking to that man. He could be a double-agent.

Off to the Pioneer Outfitters!

The only thing here appears to be the shopkeeper.

talk to the shop keeper and ask for crack

I suspect cookie is onto something.

ask the man to be you life partner*clicks B*

This man is obviously trying to get in your bum; regardless, ask him where you could find a partner.

Looks like we need to find someone that's "unattached".

he clearly isnt interested, leave

Stop talking and go to the ticket office to sell urself.

This man is creeping me out. Getcho ass to the ticket office.

It seems that we have several options here.

takl to the one on the left he looks nice