Thank You Fiel

spiders r funner in person -j/ks-

Hazzy, that was a nice try. Too bad I'm smart, and turned off images before I read my VMs.

But seriously. You wouldn't post cotton balls on MasPan, would you? And a fear of bugs is much more logical.

Do you really hate bugs/arachnids that badly that you can't even see them in pictures?

You wouldn't post cotton balls on MasPan, would you?

Wait, he has a fear of cotton balls?
brbgoogle.

Do you really hate bugs/arachnids that badly that you can't even see them in pictures?

Hell yes. You do know they they are LARGER ON MY SCREEN THAN IN REAL LIFE?

Well...Manda hates spiders to death but if I show her a picture of a spider she doesn't cower in the corner like you do.

Grow some balls.

Well...Manda hates spiders to death but if I show her a picture of a spider she doesn't cower in the corner like you do.

Grow some balls.

That's unrelated, good sir, but rest assured that I have two. I checked.

How is it unrelated? You refuse to open any spoilers in here because it might contain a photo of a spider.

How is it unrelated? You refuse to open any spoilers in here because it might contain a photo of a spider.

That has nothing to do with whether my testicles are there or not, good sir. Not all women are afraid of spiders; it just happens that I, a man, am.

EDIT: Nice job yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoetc.yo, I let my guard down. Didn't get a good view, but nice. I thought it could be bad, but for some reason I still clicked. It will not happen again.

So, may I ask what happens when it's 3am and you see a spider scuttle across your wall and disappear behind your desk or something?

So, may I ask what happens when it's 3am and you see a spider scuttle across your wall and disappear behind your desk or something?

I don't think I've seen a real spider (inside my house) in years.

Seen hundreds of stink bugs though.

And yes, I still don't want to see one of them up close.

spiders are harmless
i just dont like waking up with one on me

spiders are harmless
i just dont like waking up with one on me

Maybe in the USA they are....

-shivers- I hate spiders. But I'm not afraid to go all rambo on it. -Bites on knife-

Also I think thers only like..13 spiders that have the bite to kill you. And they are in the most desolate places in the world lol.

When my dad was in congo he took a pic of a tarantula that was as big as 3/4 of his forearm (body). You don't stomp them you have to Impale them..:f6:

I saw a spider once, it was huge. Guess what I did to it? I punched it with my fist. . . . It died.

Another time, I saw a spider near my window, guess what I did? I looked over to my desk and saw a bottle of 'Axe' deodorant spray (chocolate), I sprayed it to death. It curled up into a ball and died.

You don't even want to know what I did when I had a LIGHTER in my hand and saw a spider, kekeke.

I saw a spider once, it was huge. Guess what I did to it? I punched it with my fist. . . . It died.

Another time, I saw a spider near my window, guess what I did? I looked over to my desk and saw a bottle of 'Axe' deodorant spray (chocolate), I sprayed it to death. It curled up into a ball and died.

You don't even want to know what I did when I had a LIGHTER in my hand and saw a spider, kekeke.

Real men pick it up and bite half of it.

The last time I saw a big-ish spider, I jumped up on the couch and screamed until my mother got it. I'm an 18 year old man.

The last time I saw a big-ish spider, I jumped up on the couch and screamed until my mother got it. I'm an 18 year old man.

Are you sure?

Positive.

Are you sure?

He was merely doing his ritual cry for blood and thirst for life. His mother afraid of him going on a mad killing spree, killed the spider which started the madness.

Obviously.

Last time I checked, hopping up on the couch and screaming for your mommy to come kill a spider isn't very manly at all.

Guess we have very different opinions on what it means to be a man.