Remember me, Southperry?

IN OTHER NEWS, WHY DOES FIEL'S MOM HAVE A COOL PRO PHOTO LIKE THAT ANYWaY?

YES BACON, I ALREADY SAID THAT I KNEW THIS WAS ReAL

JUST MAKES IT WORSE

AKA

YOU

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Dude, calm down. I'm 100% serious here. That picture is Fiel's mother. Like, seriously. No jokes.

IN OTHER NEWS, WHY DOES FIEL'S MOM HAVE A COOL PRO PHOTO LIKE THAT ANYWaY?

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Not the 80s. The pic isn't that old. Instead it's a fully sequined jacket that weighs about 6 pounds - think Formal Dinners aboard a cruise ship, very elegant.

Two questions for paul:

1. Why does the internet have a picture of your mom and

2. why in the world would your mom get such a ridiculous picture taken of her? Was she getting headshots to become and actor or what?

JUST A CASUAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT BETTER THROW ON MY GLITTERING RED DRESS AND PULL OUT THE GREEN SCREEN.

Two questions for paul:

1. Why does the internet have a picture of your mom and

2. why in the world would your mom get such a ridiculous picture taken of her? Was she getting headshots to become and actor or what?

JUST A CASUAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT BETTER THROW ON MY GLITTERING RED DRESS AND PULL OUT THE GREEN SCREEN.

Not the 80s. The pic isn't that old. Instead it's a fully sequined jacket that weighs about 6 pounds - think Formal Dinners aboard a cruise ship, very elegant.

I Answered Number 2

I Answered Number 2

That doesn't explain the picture it just explains owning the outfit

edit: unless the boat required photo ID in order for you to board and the picture on the ID had to be taken on the docks by a guy with a cheesy mustache who worked for the cruise company and charged $67 a pop for what he claimed to be the most flattering picture he's ever seen

That doesn't explain the picture it just explains owning the outfit

That was her picture for Senior Year.

Two questions for paul:

1. Why does the internet have a picture of your mom and

2. why in the world would your mom get such a ridiculous picture taken of her? Was she getting headshots to become and actor or what?

JUST A CASUAL WEDNESDAY NIGHT BETTER THROW ON MY GLITTERING RED DRESS AND PULL OUT THE GREEN SCREEN.

1. She posted it herself.

2. She was on a cruise or something I dunno.

2. She was on a cruise or something I dunno.

oh my god I am loling

1. She posted it herself.

2. It was a glamor shot. She wanted it done. She doesn't own the shirt - it's owned by the studio. She didn't have that picture taken on a cruise - it was in a studio on land. Though I can get pictures of her on a cruise pomegranate.

That doesn't explain the picture it just explains owning the outfit

edit: unless the boat required photo ID in order for you to board and the picture on the ID had to be taken on the docks by a guy with a cheesy mustache who worked for the cruise company and charged $67 a pop for what he claimed to be the most flattering picture he's ever seen

Do people really need an explanation for a picture of themselves? I mean, aside from pornography and other such questionable activities.

oh my god i am loling

not the 80s. The pic isn't that old. Instead it's a fully sequined jacket that weighs about 6 pounds - think formal dinners aboard a cruise ship, very elegant.

i just based it on that you know

Senior year? Everyone in the 60's/70's/80's looked so much older at that age than kids in recent years. But I guess our kids will look back on us with their baby-faces and think the same.

Also, the picture was taken in the 80's. I think my mom was in her mid-20s.

1. She posted it herself.

2. It was a glamor shot. She wanted it done. She doesn't own the shirt - it's owned by the studio.

Oh, uh...

Hi.

Also, the picture was taken in the 80's. I think my mom was in her mid-20s.

How are you not mad? I thought you'd be NERDRAGING because BTA doesn't know your mother.

Rageban?

Also, the picture was taken in the 80's. I think my mom was in her mid-20s.

Fiel and WandererWillow can verify that this really is me (their mother). However, they are sworn to secrecy on how old this photo is.

I didn't make any such pinky-promise. For god's sake I'm 22. How old do you think my mom is. Sheesh.

Have you ever gone to sleep fantasizing about your very own mother?

My dad is like the coolest person ever.

Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...